★Buried in the tomb×The tyrant who subjugated his country
☆Two national cultural relics celebrate their second spring at 3,000 years old
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Wen Xiangzhu was awakened by the sound of an electric drill. After kicking open the coffin board, he found a circle of frightened workers surrounding him.
Wen Xiangzhu disagreed: "The fortune teller said that I would be in trouble when I was more than three thousand years old. It turned out that my grave was dug up."
Then, he pointed not far away: "You have found the wrong trap. I am just a burial object, worthless. The main tomb is there, and there are enough good things."
But when the archaeological experts opened it, they found that the tomb was empty.
Wen Xiangzhu: "I'm going to die. The owner of the tomb is embarrassing me..."
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In order to gain a foothold in the new era, Wen Xiangzhu found a corresponding job - a sleep tester in a haunted house.
Therefore, viewers can often see in the official live broadcast room of the Secret Service. The ridiculously beautiful sleep tester preaches materialism in order to complete KPIs, while telling the fortune of the big brother.
There was a pair of red dancing shoes that kept dancing in the basement. Wen Xiangzhu picked it up and popularized science in the live broadcast room with hundreds of thousands of viewers.
"Look, this little devil is very weak. You only need to stick it firmly to the ground like this, and it will make you mad because you can't move. You can try it at home... Please don't block your account, please..."
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One night, when Wen Xiangzhu was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt the mattress beside him collapse, and then, a pair of hands ambiguously touched his waist.
Wen Xiangzhu: "Sorry, the Haunted Mansion sleep tester is a serious job within the system and does not take on private work."
As he finished speaking, a chuckle came from behind, and she hugged him tighter.
"My name is Haunted House. You can sleep with me."
Wen Xiangzhu stood up suddenly and met the smiling eyes of the owner of his tomb.
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Afterwards, viewers in the live broadcast room noticed that Wen Xiangzhu encountered more and more strange things.
Sometimes he would silently stare at a certain corner, where the flowers were shaking for no apparent reason.
Jing Jing was reading the comments, and suddenly her black hair started to float up and she started to braid it.
When he goes to sleep at night, Wen Xiangzhu's quilt will always cover him tightly. Occasionally, if some leaks leak out, the quilt will cover him tightly again. Repeat this several times, and the sound of beating the bed will appear in the live broadcast room.
Wen Xiangzhu had no choice but to coax the overly possessive owner of the tomb and explain to the audience: "I'm sorry, my haunted house has a heart smaller than a needle nose and is always jealous."
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★The copy has been screenshot——2023.03.23
Intention: Go to bed early
