The Most Disliked Romance Strategy Manual

Yan Cheng is a well-known experiential lunatic in the entertainment industry, with well-known achievements that even the anti-fans can count: When he was playing a mentally ill character, he wore a hospital gown and commanded vehicles on the set, but was actually arrested and sent to the hospital; when he was playing a ghost movie, he went to sleep in a cemetery and almost frightened the security guard to death; when he was playing a villain, he said he wanted to tell the director's fortune, but he was kicked out by the director after he calculated the disaster of blood and light. Just when everyone thought he would one day get himself into trouble for acting in a hard-core crime film... He suddenly went to accept a romance film called Aquaman, and in order to experience the complex and subtle polyamorous relationship in depth, he signed up for a love variety show! Netizen A: It's not unusual for him to do such a thing, but will the agent really not stop him? Netizen B: I admit that he is somewhat handsome, but what does he rely on to fall in love and go crazy? Yan Cheng: Hello, rely on this philosophical masterpiece "The Book of Love" During the recording, the anti-fans heard that Yan Cheng was blatantly showing favor to every guest, and the guests were keeping a distance from him, and they were probably going to fall over soon, but unexpectedly—— Innocent puppy: Brother, don't leave. I haven't seen you for a whole day. Why don't you stay with me for a while? Green Tea Handsome Guy: Teacher Yan, blame me for drinking too much last night. My brother probably won't mind. President of the Year: I heard that you have been suffering from insomnia recently, so I asked the program team to change the sleeping pillow. Black fans: wake up! He thinks you are an NPC guide, don't be fooled! After the main film was aired, the audience saw Yan Cheng holding the book while taking notes and sending text messages, conducting criminal investigation analysis on the character relationship diagram, working late at night, biting the tip of the pen, thinking hard, but in the end, every line was connected incorrectly. In this way, the targets of the strategy can also take the bait. The anti-fans who originally followed the variety show to scold Yan Cheng fell silent. "The Book of Love" sold out overnight, and the audience also stayed up late at night to read and explore the magic of this book. After reading, they finally came to the conclusion: [The case is solved, the book is useless, it's all about going crazy] * The best actor Duan Hangshu also came to participate in this romantic drama for some unknown reason. He and Yan Cheng were deceased CPs who had filmed together. They always pretended not to know each other on the show, and said they were nice to avoid suspicion. But netizens all know that Actor Duan avoids Crazy Yan. But on the eve of the date, an unedited internal video leaked out. Under the dark light, Duan Hangshu blocked Yan Cheng at the door of the bedroom and asked with red eyes: "Why didn't you choose me today?" As soon as Yan Cheng opened his mouth, the image suddenly stopped. Duan Yan's CP fans, who had promised to be less than ten on the entire network, suddenly sprung up like mushrooms after a rain and rushed to the official blog of the program team like crazy to ask: Is there anything that my distinguished VIPs cannot listen to? ! Serve it or just admit they are real, take your pick. #If I don't refute the rumors, I will start spreading rumors# [Please give me advance notice for my next book, "Three More Boyfriends After Amnesia"] Copywriting: The doctor told Xie Qing that he was pregnant Xie Qing sat on the hospital bed blankly. He first lifted the quilt to confirm his gender, then turned to look at the calendar. He has no memory of the year before the car accident "Don't be afraid baby, I will stay with you and help you regain your memory." The strange man next to me said, "I am your boyfriend." The man was in a neat suit, gentle and handsome, and his face was published in the business magazine on the table. Xie Qing felt that he had a good taste. Just after he relaxed, he heard his next sentence: "But the child is not mine." Xie Qing sprayed a mouthful of boiled water on her boyfriend's face After her boyfriend left for something, a second visitor came. Xie Qing knew him. He was actually a popular singer with a pure and holy style. Just when he was about to ask for an autograph, the singer came up and hugged him with concern: "Baby, luckily you are fine. Is there any pain?" Xie Qing was shocked and confused: "Are you my boyfriend too?" "Yeah?" The singer's face darkened, "Baby, I told you, if you dare to cheat on me, I'll hang you up and quarter you." "..." Xie Qing said, "How could it be possible? Baby, look at you, your character is ruined." When the third handsome guy came in with flowers and called him the baby, Xie Qing's heart was already calm. Even though the handsome guy is his bodyguard and according to the rules it is impossible to have sex with him, the only thing he cares about now is who the father of the child is. He tried to ask: "Honey, how far has our relationship progressed?" The bodyguard showed the ring on his ring finger Xie Qing hurriedly touched the water glass Bodyguard: I'm about to get divorced "Pfft——" Xie Qing vowed never to drink water while others are talking again Xie Qing quickly called his wealthy eldest brother: "Brother! Help me!" He told his brother the story of amnesia in the car accident and the fact that he had three boyfriends for no reason. His brother is a traditional straight man, and it must have been difficult to accept it for a while. It took him a full five minutes to find his voice: Got it, wait for me Xie Chengbing arrived at the hospital in half an hour. Although he looked meticulous, Xie Qing carefully discovered that he had worn the wrong sock. His brother's first words were: "Break up with them." The second sentence is: "The child is mine." The third mouthful of boiled water finally spurted out. Who will tell him what he did during the year when his memory was blank? ! Intention: What you see on paper will eventually make you realize it is shallow, but you must know that you have to do it in detail