The Idiot Immortal Official's Handbook of Becoming Popular

The old temple was damaged in the war and a trainee immortal official came to the temple. He responded to every request and became a popular tourist attraction. After a while, everyone discovered that something was wrong. Not only had Xiaoxian Guan read the message randomly, but the guarantee did not include after-sales service, the wish may have been adjusted! A: Really, Q. I went to seek marriage on Qixi Festival and wanted a good-looking partner. Sure enough, a beautiful man confessed to me the next day. But the problem is... I am also a man! B: My family doesn't understand. I was too tired from work and just wanted to fish. As a result, the shop closed the next day and the boss ran away. Now I'm completely at peace. C: I beg to cut off the rotten peach blossoms, and make it official within three days for everyone who claims to be interested in me! I don't know whether to be happy or sad now... Other temples: The stupid immortal official is about to overturn! Unexpectedly, after a while, the old temple not only did not collapse, but the villagers gave the little immortal official a golden body. Good people: The little immortal official is so effective. Just adjust it. At worst, I will add "no side effects" when making a wish. Tianting: The pill is spicy! It's impossible not to let him go ashore now, he's sweating profusely. JPG -------------------------- Bai Qize felt that Xu Huailan must have a grudge against him. When he becomes a demon, he will become an immortal; He kills him and goes back to become the Emperor of Heaven, but he wants to become a demon again; After finally following him as a mortal apprentice, he kept seeing the dragon without seeing its end all day long. He has been waiting for eighteen years in the human world He has been waiting in heaven for five hundred years He has been waiting in Chaos for tens of thousands of years No matter, he won't wait this time! What Xu Huailan lost was just his mouth, but what he lost was love~~~~ * The beautiful and stupid Immortal Official Master is attacked by his evil-minded apprentice with a brain ax The apprentice is Long Aotian who has returned to Novice Village * Reading guide: 1. The names of priests and gods appearing in the article are both reference and fictitious. Do not take them seriously. 2. HE, double cleansing, relaxed, slightly sandy~ 3. The original name may be changed back to "Internship Xiaoxian Guan Bao Ling does not include after-sales service" in the future. Inspired by the Internet, the copy was published on August 3, 2023, and has been screenshotted. ------------------------------------------ Challenge a sweet article, within 200,000 words, the love-oriented pre-received article "Long Aotian Self-Rescue Guide for the Control Group", you can go to the author's column to read ~ Qi Rong traveled through a male-video novel named Long Aotian, which was number one on the gold list. Because the author pleases the male Ning readers, the ending of the novel collapses. The female protagonist who has grown up with the male protagonist dies to save the male protagonist at the end, and the male protagonist actually turns around and marries the boss's daughter - a petite wife who is more than ten years younger than him. The tragic Long Aotian becomes the Phoenix man Chen Shimei, and the character collapses! Readers complained wildly, and the novel went from No. 1 On the Golden List to No. 1 On the Black List! And Qi Rong is the poster with the most negative reviews in the readers' forum. Good news: His mission is to change the ending and put the novel back on the gold list! Bad news: He transformed into Long Aotian's control group, the biggest villain in this book. The good news: This control group has a distinguished status, beautiful appearance, and superb martial arts, allowing ordinary people to experience the happiness of the Celestial Dragons. Bad news: When I read the book, the plot point of the novel has reached the last few chapters, and the male protagonist Long Aotian's sword is already hanging on Qi Rong's neck. Good news: Female One is not dead yet. As long as she is revived, Qi Rong still has hope of escaping from Long Aotian. Bad news: In the original work, the heroine was poisoned by Qi Rong in order to save the male protagonist. After Qi Rong was killed by Long Aotian, the heroine died without a cure. In order to save Nu Yi, she must drink Qi Rong's blood regularly. Good news: Long Aotian did not fall in love with Xiaojiao, the second daughter, and the first daughter also survived successfully! Bad news: Long Aotian doesn't seem to be planning to kill Qi Rong anymore, he plans to imprison him! Good news: the novel has returned from the black list to the gold list. Bad news (from the perspective of the original author): The male channel has been replaced by a female channel. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The preview article "What to do if the Prime Minister is too beautiful" is a follow-up story to the extra chapter "Marrying the Rival as Husband". If you are interested, you can read it~~ The Charming Prime Minister and Emperor Long Aotian Smelly beauty, poisonous tongue suffer × irritable and clingy attack When the powerful prime minister Yan Yunli lost power, he was thrown into a bronze tripod by the gods. Wake up after rebirth, determined to live a happy life and never join the world! Regardless of whether the world is in chaos or the three realms collapse, a flat bed is enough. Prince A: Master, I am thirsty for talents, and I will give you mountains of gold and silver. Yan Yunli: Go away. Prince B: Military advisor, come under our army and let you travel all over the mountains and rivers. Yan Yunli: Goodbye. Crown Prince Ling Xiaobai: Lili, come to my tent, I am all yours. Yan Yunli: Running away all night Unable to escape, Yan Yunli decided to go to the villain and die, which would be better than being dumped in the future. Staff A: Anyone who approaches a monster with too much wisdom will cause trouble in the future. Kill him. Staff Member B: Anyone who conquers the country and conquers the city must be a monster, kill him Villain: She's so beautiful, why don't she stay in the harem. Yan Yunli: Running away all night It was obvious that all the operations were reversed, so why did the world fall into Ling Xiaobai's hands again? In the blink of an eye, the coronation ceremony is coming soon... Yan Yunli: Running away all night Emperor Ling Xiaobai stopped him. Yan Yunli: I am not the prime minister. Ling Xiaobai: Yes, Queen. Yan Yunli: Running away all night —————————————— You guys can also read the urban cool article "Yuan Qi also wants to fall in love" ~ Black frame, round face, short, timid His name is Yuan Qi, DEBUFF is fully stacked When I was in school, I was nicknamed Yuan Qi. Being bullied at work in the office In the end, he took the blame and was fired. He left in embarrassment and got into a car accident. Open your eyes again He returned to his seat in the company Facing the villains in life again He decided to go crazy to save himself so that others would have nothing to say. Colleague A: Yuan Qi, please go and suggest canceling the compensation leave. Yuan Qi opened the boss's door: He asked me to take the blame, it's okay. Cold and handsome boss: Stop, how do you plan your vacation? Yuanqi:? Colleague B: Yuan Qi, you and the intern will stay and help me later. I have to pick up the child. Yuan Qi grabbed the intern: She wants to fuck us for free and get off work on time. Nanny Intern: Brother Qi, let's go play ball together after get off work. Yuanqi:? Colleague C: Yuan Qi, sales group, you go to the sales team. Yuan Qi found the pinnacle: the last place in each group is eliminated, no one will come to your group of death, and they can't defeat you. Sales Champion: You get half of the performance. Yuanqi:? At the end of the year, the company eliminated the last person, and all the colleagues voted for Yuan Qi. Yuan Qi walked into the general manager's office with his resignation letter. Pin Guan rushed in: Yuan Qi, come with me, I will take you to the world's number one company in this industry, everything has been agreed. General Manager: Job-hopping? The intern rushed in: Yuan Qi doesn't have to leave, my dad is the boss of this company, I said forget it. General Manager: Prince? The boss rushed in: Yuan Qi, it's up to you whether you want to leave or not. This company has been acquired by our group. It's up to you to choose which position you want to take. Yuan Qi looked at the general manager's seat... General Manager: Damn it! ! ! Concept: Even idiots can succeed