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[My next book "Shadow Suffers Amnesia and Thinks He's a Scumbag" is now available, please collect it orz]
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Zhao Chi, a popular actor who is barely on the front line, turned down offers from major directors because he had no time to play games.
Other people's Weibo posts are either advertisements or selfies.
On his Weibo, he either shows off his skills or shows off his new skills.
Others do movies and dramas just to become popular,
He makes movies and plays games to make money.
His fans were also nicknamed Buddha beads because of this.
In a certain forum, Buddhist beads made fun of themselves——
"Even if one day Brother Chi marries a wealthy family and quits the industry because of playing games, I will accept it~"
"Before leaving the circle, please ask him to post a selfie and stop posting his game character outfits with his shitty looks!"
"Do you think his photography skills can be any better now that he has such a vision?"
A few days later——
A Weibo post was trending.
#Chi really married into a wealthy family! ! ! #
"Bad news: This guy really married into a wealthy family. Good news: He hasn't quit the industry yet."
Later, as the topic became more popular, a selfie was also posted——
A hand with sharp bones touched the man's Adam's apple, and Zhao Chi's handsome face, which had not appeared in the public eye for a long time, rested on a undulating chest.
The expression is ambiguous, the posture is ambiguous, and the whole photo is full of ambiguity.
Posted by: Carrying AK and grabbing C4 Zhao Chi is the way to go
Copywriting: Official announcement, don't be jealous, this person is mine~
All Buddha beads: "Ahhhhhhh!! How come you have such a good fortune!!"
#I've already posted my selfies, let's post some bed photos! #
Zhao Chi took a look at the marks on his body. This bed photo is too hard to post~ Cover your mouth shyly. Jpg
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As the heir to the Chu family, Chu Fushen had been well-dressed and well-fed since he was a child. He only had things he didn't want and nothing he couldn't get.
Then he had someone he wanted to get even if he didn't want it.
He watched his uncle come up with an agreement that his mother had stipulated that he must watch him get married before handing over the company to him.
Chu Fushen: "..."
Chu Fushen: "What are the benefits of getting married?"
Uncle: "I don't know, but you have to get married!"
Chu Fushen: "I like men."
Uncle: "???"
Chu Fushen glanced at the small advertisement that popped up on the computer, and added: "I also like men who are not too serious, who shoot small advertisements here and there, are somewhat famous, but don't do serious work, and are older than me."
Uncle: "???"
Chu Fu sighed deeply: "Look, you don't accept it."
The next day, his uncle took Zhao Chi's information and threw it on his desk: "Not too serious. He shoots small commercials here and there. He is somewhat famous, but he doesn't do anything serious. He is older than you. Your favorite is to get married!"
Chu Fushen: "..."
Chu Fushen: "Are you a little conservative and open-minded?"
So a few days later, he got married to this man who was not very serious, shot small commercials here and there, was somewhat famous, but did not do anything serious, and was older than him.
But he found that this life was actually not bad,
Mr. Chu, who had received the baptism of marriage, went to work every day in high spirits and was much more cheerful than before.
Then his dear wife suddenly leaned into his arms and asked him while playing games one day, "Why did you choose me in the first place?"
Chu Fushen: "..."
Because you are not serious, you still shoot small commercials here and there, you are somewhat famous, you don't do anything serious, and you are older than me...
Mr. Chu, who had been prosperous all his life, fell down at this moment.
Marriage first, love later, sweet article.
The Buddhist actor who only wants to play games is inspired by
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The rich man who was forced to get married is Mensao Gong
The next book "The sand sculpture suffered amnesia and thought he was a scumbag" please collect it ovo
Copywriting:
Zhou Yisui lost his memory and quickly deduced that he had passed through a book and was an out-and-out scumbag.
This inference comes from the "diary" he placed next to the hospital bed when he woke up.
When you open the first page, you are greeted by the smell of a bloody novel. The protagonist is also named Zhou Yisui.
He suddenly understood!
This is not his diary, nor is he Zhou Yisui himself, but this book is the original work of the world he entered.
In the original work, he is male, likes men, and is a romantic scumbag.
In the book, he will have a bloody love affair with a poor protagonist named Jiang Yousong.
The reason why there is a bloody storm is all because of this scumbag!
In the early stage, he frantically teased and pursued the protagonist Shou, but when the protagonist Shou finally fell in love with him and started to talk to him sincerely, he got tired of it and kept adding salt to his wounds.
When the protagonist was frustrated and left him, he began to regret it deeply, but it was too late...
Until the two meet again later, the protagonist Shou, who was once penniless, has become worth hundreds of millions.
As a scumbag, he looked at the unreachable Bai Yueguang in his heart and felt deeply regretful. In order to recover the protagonist, Zhou Yisui staged a process of chasing his wife in the crematorium, crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.
He closed the book, knowing that he had to follow the plot in the book, otherwise he might never get out.
So Zhou Yisui, who had no memory of anything, hid the diary.
On the first day after being discharged from the hospital, he transferred to Jiang Yousong's school and became his classmate.
Zhou Yisui: Very good, everything is following the plot.
When they met for the first time, looking at the boy who was obviously being squeezed out in the corner, he found that Jiang Yousong was just as the book said, with a face that could bring trouble to a little girl.
It seems that he is not easy to bully, and there is a sense of Bking's world-weariness all over his body.
But Zhou Yisui knew that he was often blocked in the toilet after school and blackmailed, and his delicate body fell ill from time to time.
As a bad guy in the early stage, he naturally took the initiative to apply to be Jiang Yousong's deskmate. Faced with the teacher's repeated inquiries and the hesitant expressions of his classmates, Zhou Yisui walked towards that corner unswervingly.
Jiang Yousong, who was enjoying the pure land of learning, raised his eyes and looked at the person walking towards him, with a sun-kissed and silly smile on his arrogant face. He subconsciously tightened the penholder in his hand.
Since that day, some shocking conversations would always come from the corner of their class——
"Little Songsong, you have worked so hard to study, why don't you come and lie down in my arms~"
"Little Songsong, you are so cold and cold. Do you want to come to my bed and read comics at night?"
"Little Songsong... Little Songsong..." "Kacha."
Jiang Yousong couldn't bear it and broke his pen. He pressed the person next to him to the corner and kissed him, finally gaining a moment of peace.
Later, in order to conform to the original work and not collapse the plot, Zhou Yisui quickly entered the "tired of playing" stage——
On this day, he told Jiang Yousong that he was tired of playing, and the two of them stopped interacting with each other from then on.
Jiang Yousong:......
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Zhou Yisui, who thought he had completed his mission, accidentally opened the last page of his diary one day——
There is a name written dangling at the end of the page: Zhou Jianjian
Ah? This TM is actually a fan novel written by his sister Zhou Jianjian? ! !
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On the other side, Jiang Yousong was still wondering what kind of monster Zhou Yisui was doing.
Suddenly I caught a glimpse of someone who had been gone for only two days and sneaked back in, still looking through the window of his house.
"..."
Him: He is really mentally ill.
However, the next second, he fished the mentally ill person out of the window and directly into his arms.
The amnesiac of the sand sculpture has a strange brain circuit and mistakenly thought that he was wearing a book.
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The aloof Bking Xueba Gong who only wanted to study but was so arrogant and disturbed that he had to deal with him
Column pre-collection request collection "General, but wearing a soft and delicate body"
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The general Ji Qingyan who wrongly showed his sincerity in his previous life was transformed into a small actor in the entertainment industry with the same name as him after being executed by his family.
There are various ghost videos of him cut by black fans circulating on the Internet, and he will never fall down as a good guy.
The agency gave him a role as a weak person who couldn't take care of himself, and also gave him a job in a travel variety show.
As a result, he chopped ten pounds of firewood with one hand in front of the camera.
Teammate: ...
Black fans:......
Ordinary netizens: Do you call this being weak and unable to take care of yourself?
Faced with the manager's warning to him, he went in with one ear and out with the other, and with a backhand, he twisted the thief who happened to be passing by and sent him into the police station.
The lost person in the back:...
Teammate: ...
The manager who was threatening him just now: Swallow. Jpg
#Save! After he stopped working hard, he suddenly became so manly~#
Ji Qingyan didn't know much about the ins and outs of this society, and was indifferent to the changes in online public opinion.
He had no desires and desires, and chose to retire when he got enough funds to survive after becoming famous.
Immediately, Weibo exploded.
"Please, Ji Qingyan, please come back quickly!!"
"I admit that I used to be a bit pretentious, but brother, the entertainment industry cannot be without you!!! We were wrong!"
"Brother, come back quickly - without you I am like a fish losing water!"
However, in the face of efforts from netizens and fans to stay, Ji Qingyan still chose to ignore it.
Just when everyone thought they would never see Ji Qingyan in public eyes again.
Guests in a romance drama accidentally walked into a villa owned by a certain movie star. The guests happily showed off their affection to the camera.
Suddenly I heard a lazy voice coming from upstairs: "Xiao Jiye, have you washed my underwear? I have no underwear."
In an instant, everyone looked up and saw Ji Qingyan, who had disappeared for a long time, wearing loose pajamas.
The collarbones were covered with dense red marks, the hair that was too long was scattered around the shoulders, the tail of the eyes were voluptuous and red, and the eyes he looked at them looked like kingly contempt.
Everyone exploded instantly.
#You actually eat alone! ! ! #
Suddenly, Weibo exploded again!
"Back when I was on that tour show, I felt that something was wrong with the way Xiao Ji looked at my wife!!!"
"Who is a good man who always relies on others to take care of his fragile body? Ji Qingyan, don't be deceived by him!!"
"Xiao Ji, you are a real dog!!!"
"If the guest hadn't gone in the wrong direction, we would have been kept in the dark for the rest of our lives!!"
At the same time, under the camera, Xiao Ji was also lying on Ji Qingyan's chest, looking at the hot search comments. His mouth was harder to suppress than AK's, and his tone was tea-like: "Brother, they wronged me."
Ji Qingyan paused, patted his back and comforted him: "It's okay, I believe you."
Later, in order to comfort Xiao Jiye, Ji Qingyan had no choice but to log on to Weibo again and posted a clarifying post:
"Jabi didn't lie to me, don't misunderstand him."
The guests who watched Ji Qingyan being coaxed around by Xiao Ji said with clear eyes: "..."
His teeth were broken.
After a few minutes,
#GreenTea#
#yanyou are so deceitful#
# Variety Show Group Guests Are Really Miserable#
Wait for the term to become a hot search.
I hung up for three days and three nights.
Pure salted fish beauty general suffers
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The scheming green tea actor
2023/11/23
Purpose: Pursue true nature and light up life.
Reader comments
Let's take a look at the introduction of the new article by the author, Teacher Meiren General. It will only be opened when you have collected 300 yuan. Teachers who want to read it like me, go and click it. Mr. Xiao Chu and us will always be happy. We have never read about CS themes when we read e-sports articles. It turns out that we like CS, so happy~
I finally waited for you~ Fortunately, I didn't give up~
Is this a dream? [Poor]
[Lie down] It's understandable, but it's unforgivable
I like bamboo horses and love them fiercely
Who wouldn't be moved by this? Our Brother Chi is so gentle [crying]
[Crying] Brother Chi, how can you be so good?
Ahhhhhhhhh, hugging the waist and acting like a baby [dog head] is so ambiguous
If line baby, have you ever played e-sports?
Check in and finish, [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] Spread flowers, spread flowers
There is a long way [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes] and a long way [love eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes]
Yes, yes, that's it [love eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes] I feel at ease
It's a very interesting article, light, simple, and joyful. Although the plot is a bit sadistic, it is all about my parents. The two steamers are still very good. 2026.4.6 Brush
Looking for extra stories about Jin Jiaojiao and Wang Ke??·??·??*?? ??
Let's take a look at the introduction of the new article by the author, Teacher Meiren General. It will only be opened when you have collected 300 yuan. Teachers who want to read it like me, go and click it. Mr. Xiao Chu and us will always be happy. We have never read about CS themes when we read e-sports articles. It turns out that we like CS, so happy~
I finally waited for you~ Fortunately, I didn't give up~ Is this a dream? [Poor]
[Lie down] It's understandable, but it's unforgivable
I like bamboo horses and love them fiercely
Who wouldn't be moved by this? Our Brother Chi is so gentle [crying]
[Crying] Brother Chi, how can you be so good?
Ahhhhhhhhh, hugging the waist and acting like a baby [dog head] is so ambiguous
If line baby, have you ever played e-sports?
Check in and finish, [Spread flowers] [Spread flowers] Spread flowers, spread flowers
There is a long way [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes] [star eyes] and a long way [love eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes]
Yes, yes, that's it [love eyes] [love eyes] [love eyes] I feel at ease
It's a very interesting article, light, simple, and joyful. Although the plot is a bit sadistic, it is all about my parents. The two steamers are still very good. 2026.4.6 Brush
Looking for extra stories about Jin Jiaojiao and Wang Ke??·??·??*?? ??