I was very unlucky. I drank water stuck between my teeth, stepped on banana peels when I went out, and slipped all the way into the river. I still can't swim.
I pulled out the float board I had brought with me.
It doesn't matter, I already have a perfect plan. After all, I've been dragging this unfortunate body around for 18 years.
Intention: The world kisses me with pain, but I respond with songs.