Yu Xian saw a question on Zhihu one day.
How should a former military training instructor from the university deal with a blind date?
Her comment was: Hide. If you can't hide, run away.
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So, one night, the military training instructor looked at her in his arms with a half-smile but said, "Yu Xian, you really touched my heartstrings." After that, he kissed her lips again.
She was a little on the verge of tears.
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When they broke up, Yu Xian felt that he didn't love her enough. Until, fate was always so bumpy, she was tied up, but he saved her. He patted her back and said: "Cry, I won't laugh at you."
After saying that, Yu Xian bit him on the arm angrily. Her teeth marks were left behind.
Until, someone asked: "Hey, Brother Qiao, what's wrong with your arm?"
He smiled and said nothing, "I was bitten by the cat at home. It was quite severe. I didn't want to go back home."
Yu Xian, who was sitting next to him, glared at him. He also said: "That cat is quite wild."
"Brother Qiao, remember to give the cat an injection."
"Yes."
Yu Xian: "..."
Intention: blind date
