This article has a fictional background and has nothing to do with reality. Please do not substitute it into reality.
Lu Ge traveled through time and met him in the hospital when he woke up:
His own soul penetrates the scumworm.
The original person was forcibly married and robbed, unable to control his emotions, with an arrow on the string, and then was stabbed into the ICU by the little female insect.
Lu Ge: "..."
Crushed.
This unlucky little female insect is also the legendary flower of the high mountains, the silver-haired and snow-eyed invincible Zerg Colonel Nan Xun'an.
Lu Ge, whose soul has transformed into a scumworm:...
Do evil. . .
Fortunately, Lu Ge awakened his ability to read minds.
Wait, where is the promised flower of the high mountains?
On the square table, Nan Xun'an was cold and dignified, smiling politely and distantly: "Your Excellency, Your Excellency the Male Insect..."
[Oh, male insect, why does such a delicate garbage exist in the world? Take him out and bury him somewhere.
Nan Xun'an chuckled and drank tea elegantly instead of wine: "I heard that your spiritual compatibility with me is 100%, and I am very happy to be your female monarch."
[I hate violent male insects, so I'll find a rugged corner to spend my honeymoon and bury this male insect. That's right, that's it! ! !
Lu Ge: "..."
The flower of the high mountain turns out to be... So rich in psychological activities?
So, Lu Ge threw away the knife and started to play nice.
Chuchu shed tears pitifully, acted coquettishly and weakly begged for comfort, looking softer and harmless than a female insect.
One second he was driving a starship to win the first place in the combat starship operation competition, and the next second he went home and continued to be his little loser.
When others see him, they feel like they are seeing Yama, the god of destruction, but Nan Xun'an is calm and calm: "He is just a weak, pitiful and coquettish male insect. Look, how cute he is! He can't do anything but stick to stickers."
Until one day, Lu Ge tore off the head of a star beast in front of Nan Xun'an. His dark pupils were full of evil energy, and he stroked the star beast's stiff body with a smile, "My wife, you dare to move?"
Nan Xun'an:? ? ?
My weak, pitiful, coquettish male insect?
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Pre-collection 1 "Master Dan, the Teaching Director"
Jian Dingyuan traveled through an NP fairy novel and became a master.
The direct disciples are the protagonists. If you hit or scold the apprentice, you will be resented by the apprentice and then you will be teased around. Being gentle and considerate to the apprentice will make the apprentice secretly fall in love and then be teased around. Even if you ignore the apprentice, the apprentice will become obsessed and then be teased around.
"O. O" Kan Machihara, who has been the teaching director for four years: "Teachers and students should not even think about love."
Kan Machihara, who originally only recruited a few direct disciples, suddenly changed his mind.
"100 Students will be recruited at a time, and the top 10 will form the Rocket Class. There will be a monthly exam once a month, and a final exam once every four months. The scores will be added up according to the proportion, and the bottom of the Rocket Class will be eliminated."
He does not allow takeaways into the sect, catches puppy love, controls lateness, and organizes a flag-raising ceremony every Monday...
In a few years, the heel-to-toe running exercise of all sects has become popular in the world of immortality.
Because "takeaway food is not allowed to enter the sect", the demon world sent people to poison him, but he was hit with a wall.
The catchphrase is "You are the worst class I have ever led", and the discipleship training is "improve one point and kill a thousand people". Everyone in the world of cultivating immortals is involved in involution, trying to get the best ranking in the exam.
The academic style is good, and Kan Machihara is very pleased.
The devil Xiao Wuye was puzzled: "They must have a magical weapon to be suddenly invulnerable."
"According to reports from spies, their secret weapon is called..."
"Hengshui!!!" (Sounding hoarse)
Xiao Wuye disguised himself and came to the foot of Qingyun Peak, and was taken to an "immortal master" by the majestic protagonist of the original book wearing a red armband.
The immortal master's face was like a crown jewel, and his every frown and smile were charming, but his spittle flew everywhere and he said:
"Which class are you in and why are you late? Poor grades are a matter of ability, being late is a matter of attitude..."
Xiao Wuji: "..."
Purpose: Respect all souls pursuing equality and break malicious rumors