Modern Young People Mainly Seek Advice from an Alternative

Welcome to press and collect ~ On the third day of the end of the world, Cen Jin awakened the ability to predict the future, and on the day he successfully awakened his powers—— A thunderbolt fell from the sky and pierced him. He traveled into a modern world where the world line and timeline were very different from the original world. The point is that he is still prosperous and peaceful in this modern world. Cen Jin immediately slumped down and lay down, feeling comfortable. However, the next second, the landlord's call to press for rent went through my head like a magic sound. Cen Jin touched the leaky pocket in his pocket, yes! It's better to lie down in a few days, and first find a way to make money to pay the rent. So, Cen Jin started a live fortune telling on the "Tiantian Live Broadcast Platform". As soon as the live broadcast started, netizens laughed and laughed. "These days there are people who tell fortunes live, it's so funny that I can't live without it." "The magic stick came out again and deceived hhhhh" "Fighting feudal superstition starts with me" "I'll just watch you make it up quietly." He told fortune tellers for Lian Mai's love brain during the live broadcast. Cen Jin: "If we don't get along, let's break up." Love Brain: "You don't get along. Your whole family doesn't get along. My boyfriend and I don't know how much we love each other, and we won't be separated until death!" Cen Jin: "Are you sure? He can destroy your fortune. If you want to follow him and eat bran-fed vegetables for the rest of your life, then I have nothing to say." When you are in love, you call and break up with your boyfriend at the speed of light, eat bran and swallow vegetables and so on, retreat! He told fortunes to mothers who were about to suffer from postpartum depression. Cen Jin: " Motherwort can whiten your skin." Mother: "Really? Drinking motherwort can really whiten your skin?" Cen Jin: "Is it really true? Wouldn't you know after two days of drinking?" The mother was dubious and drank a bottle of Motherwort. Let's not talk about whether it is hard to drink. The key is whitening. He tells fortunes to college students who don't obey traffic rules. Cen Jin: "Don't step on manhole covers in the future. You will be unlucky. In serious cases, your life will be in danger." College student: "How... How do you know that I like to step on manhole covers?" Cen Jin: "You only have one life, so I hope you cherish it." For the first time in those days, college students did not step on manhole covers. After a few days, the style of the comment section gradually changed direction. "Master, you are so awesome. My boyfriend really affects me and affects my financial fortune. I just broke up with Wannian Feihai and bought a scratch-off ticket. I won the second prize of 50,000 yuan. Damn it——!!" "Thank you, Master. My wife showed off a whole bottle of motherwort yesterday. Today she said the whitening effect is really good. She asked me to buy a box and drink it every day." "I kneel down and thank Master for saving my life. It turns out that walking on a manhole cover is really bad luck. I almost fell down and died. I will never walk on a manhole cover again." To sum up the live broadcast, modern young people know how to listen to advice. Later, the fortune-telling live broadcast room became popular overnight, and many netizens joked about it. "Master, you are playing a very new live broadcast mode." - Read this↓ ——The inspiration for this article comes from the short jokes I saw on Douyin. Mission: Believe in science——