Potato Neighborhood Rules

When Chi Songxing opened his eyes, he found himself in a room. The man opposite smiled at him and tried to take off his pants. Chi Songxing: Wait... Bro, I'm not gay. —— A is feared by everyone in the strange world. He is known for breaking the rules and having a bad temper. He lives in Potato Street. Chi Songxing stayed in Potato Street for many days, always afraid of meeting this evil god. Until one day the courier came to the door and took out a box of sets from the express package. Chi Songxing looked horrified. He definitely didn't buy it. Then Chi Songxing looked at the recipient cautiously. ——A. A man's leisurely humming sound came from behind. Chi Songxing trembled and wanted to ask what happened. Unexpectedly, he suddenly said, "Why did you buy a condom?" The man looked at him strangely, "You don't like it?" "Forget it, it's okay if you don't wear it." Chi Songxing:? Is this a question of whether to wear it or not? That night, Chi Songxing thought a lot. In the end, I decided that I should wear it. Small theater: Chi Songxing: "Why is this place called Potato Street?" Sidledo: "The name I chose." Chi Songxing: "Then why isn't it called Tomato Street?" Sidledo: "Because I like potatoes." Chi Songxing: "Then why is it called potato and not potato?" Sidledo: "Potatoes sound worse than spuds." Chi Songxing:...... Okay, as long as you are happy. Later, Sideledo tasted Chi Songxing's cooking. With a wave of his hand, Potato Street was renamed Tomato Scrambled Egg Street. After kissing me for eight hundred times, I still think that straight men are attacking people with scheming intentions (probably) The idea was saved on April 7, 2025. Notes for reading: 1.1V1 only each other, focusing on favoring each other, prohibiting disobedience, they love each other very much. 2. The character's three views have nothing to do with the author. The upper limit of the character's IQ is the upper limit of the author. 3. Logic bugs are everywhere, please be gentle. 4. Gong can only make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and Shou can only make spicy and sour shredded potatoes. Intention: The essence of love is to be seen.