Transcript of River Crab's "Imperial Palace"

"Wei! You are about to enter the second grade. Write an essay for me to read!" So, after someone's coaxing and persuasion, a "great" Genesis composition was born, titled——My Family! My family I have no father, no mother, no grandfather, no mother-in-law, and no daughter-in-law. Don't think I'm pitiful! My father is called the Emperor, my mother is called the Queen, my grandfather is called the Supreme Emperor, and my mother-in-law is called the Empress Dowager! My sister-in-law is called maidservant... I am the legendary prince! Our family lives in the palace and is very happy! Very happy! I was holding the composition text in my hand, my face was purple and blue, then I opened my mouth, spurted out a mouthful of hot blood, and fell backwards with twitching hands and feet... This article was born from a sudden whim of someone at noon when our family was very noisy and wanted to write, act and direct a sketch of our own. This article is based on the Niao family, adding branches and leaves, digging a family pit and planting a flourishing family story! I had long wanted to write a diary version of something similar to a novel to record our lives, but I was too lazy to write it. Then one day at noon today, I bit my chopsticks and burst out laughing. Then, striking while the iron is hot, Niao decided to write these down. This is a short story similar to a "fairy tale" that takes place in a modern real-life family! If you have nothing to do, you can browse through it casually. If you think it can bring you a little joy, I will be very happy! If everyone doesn't like it, don't be discouraged. In fact, this can be regarded as writing a family history for our family. We can read it later, which is also a great joy in life! Hahahahahaha! (Looking up to the sky and smiling...) Because it's difficult to classify, I put it in fairy tales! Don't worry about him, this is actually a "joke" in the form of a diary! In the words of a certain Tao: Your life is a cold joke! In my words: My family is a big joke! So, I wrote this joke down for everyone's reference!