The Damp Tentacles Are a Little Tea

A beautiful straight man was assaulted by a wet green tea | Renwai | The text is finished, the extra is in progress As a prospective college student, Shen Yu has set the most important goal in the new semester, which is to fall in love. He fell in love with senior sister Mei Mei at first sight, but the senior sister said that she only regarded him as a younger brother, and even said casually: "The medical major is quite good." Banquet the world, what bullshit banquet the world. Worried that his senior sister would be deceived, he walked up to Yanshi and muttered: "Give me WeChat." After contacting his friend that night, his first message was: "Are you single? How many times have you dated? What are your views on relationships? Do you accept active pursuit?" Yanshi's reply is brief: "Single, 0 times, forever." "Accept as the case may be." · As a medical professional, Yanshi is good at gentleness, smiles... And disguise. After all, he is not a human being, but a kind of monster that only appears in movies, the kind that lives by devouring human emotions and has tentacles. Everything was going smoothly until a young man with a face as black as if he wanted to eat people came over and said, "Give me WeChat." He thought to himself, This person doesn't like me. But that night, the other party kept asking her all kinds of emotional secrets, revealing her slender waist, soft hips and tiny moles. He thought again. This young man is seducing me. In this case, let's give it a chance. · After asking for Yanshi's WeChat account, for some reason, the other party kept asking me out. After getting along like this for a few months, Shen Yu had to admit that this person was indeed a good person, and he was willing to be inferior. Just when he finally accepted the other party's character, a message popped up: [At nine o'clock, come to the school hillside. The moonlight was bright that night and the lake was sparkling. Yanshi said: "I like you." Shen Yu: "... Me?" Yanshi: "Yeah, you." Shen Yu ran away on the spot. Before he could get far, his leg was caught by something soft and slippery. Under the moonlight, the figure moved slightly, gentle and excited: "Xiao Yu, why are you running? Are you too happy?" · It's really easy to trick straight men. A few soft words, a little show of weakness, a few tears are enough. The tentacles expanded and explored, and Yanshi whispered: "Xiaoyu, I'm sorry." "Isn't it too difficult for you..." Shen Yu lost consciousness, his eyes rolled up unconsciously, and he was coaxed into a daze: "It's... Ok..." Yanshi pursed his lips and smiled: "Then... One more, you can definitely persist, right?" Shen Yu shuddered and subconsciously wanted to escape, but was pulled back by countless tentacles. The fragrance of tea overflows from the tentacles. But there are always people who can't tell the difference between green tea and still love to drink green tea. A beautiful straight man who is prone to hairy hair×white cut black and wet green tea attack [There is a pre-collection here, please eat it, babies] "Doppler Effect" As a scientist investigating habitable planets, Yun Ciyuan stayed on the passing Mercury for two hours before returning home urgently. As a result, once back to the space station, everything went wrong. The space station, which was on the verge of exploding, was intact, the space was twice as large, and there were many people coming and going. He casually stopped a researcher, but the other person froze immediately after seeing his face clearly: "Teacher Yun... Haven't you been dead for more than a hundred years?" Yun Ciyuan:? He looked up and saw himself on the memorial wall. [Chief surveyor Yun Ciyuan died during the Mercury mission. Next to the name is also written: [His close friend and chief scientist of the space station, Cangmi Shanru. Yun Ciyuan: "..." Who is best friends with whom? The next second, footsteps came from behind. The man's eyebrows were cold and he stood at the end of the corridor and looked at him quietly. It was his sworn enemy from his student days until now, Cang Jianshan. Unfortunately, they fell asleep before leaving. · Cangjianshan has been waiting for Yun Ci for more than a hundred years. Everyone said that Yun Ciyuan was dead, but he didn't believe it. He applied to restart search and rescue again and again, but failed again and again, and spent half a century in long dormancy and wakefulness. Until that day. He finally saw Yun Ci standing in the light again, looking as young and lively as when he left. The heart, which had been dead for so long, suddenly started beating again. A paranoid scientist with a love-hate relationship attacks a genius researcher with a poisonous tongue #You want to beat me on the bed# Concept: Green tea represents an attitude towards life