Immortal Lord, He Has a Special Physique

[Pre-released articles "Controlling the Sword" and "I Rely on Magic to Run the World", the text is at the end, please collect it~] *** Copywriting of this article: [No desires and no demands, fake being demonized x real immortal with special physique] Zuo Sisi traveled through time and became a quilt. Sometimes she was shaken off and turned over, and sometimes she was moved outside to bask in the sun. Although her life was boring, she was very satisfied with her current life. "In my last life, I was lying in the ward and my boss squeezed out the last bit of value. In this life, I will definitely be lying in ruins!" "Hey! Who rolled me up?" Zuo Sisi, who was rolled up, learned that her production period had been completed and she would finally be sent to her master's bed... After being slept on day and night for a month, Zuo Sisi couldn't bear it anymore. "Who is this guy? Does he sleep that much? Why does it feel like this guy can sleep 23 hours a day?" But before she could resist, a picture of a beautiful man sleeping in spring suddenly appeared in front of her. "!" No one told me that this old monster is so good-looking? Zuo Sisi, who was ignited by her lustful desire, changed her past erroneous thinking of having no desires and pursuits, and began to "torture" this strange and familiar handsome man every night. Finally, she got an unexpected result - a new quilt. * There is a strange book in the fairy world called "Anecdotes of Zingfeng Tower". This book tells about astronomy and geography. Only you can't imagine it. Without it, I couldn't write it! But in recent days, the gossip headline section of this strange book has been frequently occupied by these two people! One is the popular lover in the fairy world - Qingyi Xianzun, who is known as the special medicine for children crying. The second one is the maniac who collects male pets that has only appeared in rumors - the Nine Nether Demon King. The latest edition of "Anecdotes from Zingfeng Tower" contains: According to people familiar with the matter, Qingyi Immortal Master did not step out of Yuan Gen Mountain for seven whole days, and when he walked out of the side hall door every night, his fingertips were red and his cheeks were like peaches. The latest edition of "Anecdotes from Zingfeng Tower" contains: Recently, a strange-looking woman appeared in the Yin Yang Restaurant. This woman's appearance is very similar to the rumored Jiu Ming Demon King. She may be the demon king himself! The demon king appeared, and many people speculated that she might have gone to the Yin Yang Restaurant where there were many demons to choose a male favorite! However, according to the diners at the scene, while the Demon King was busy dealing with the crowd of people who proposed to serve as pillows, a man suddenly came into the restaurant. As soon as the man entered the door, he rushed straight to the Demon King and even held the Demon King's hand! Everyone speculated that the man might be the old favorite of the Demon King! He was anxious when he learned that the Demon King wanted to welcome new people! The latest version of "Anecdotes from Zingfeng Tower" also contains: Everyone knows that there is an Immortal Qing Yi who lives on Mount Yuan Gen. Children stop crying when they hear his name, and birds and beasts run away when they smell his scent. However, for the first time, such a frightened person has accepted a young apprentice with a neat appearance, and even set up a barrier to surround Mount Yuan Gen. No one knows what the master and apprentice are doing inside. But according to people familiar with the situation, the young apprentice ran away a few days ago. Not only did he escape, but he also stole all the belongings in Xianzun's house. However, Xianzun was not only not annoyed, but also searched everywhere for the whereabouts of the little thief. * 1V1, HE, and small theater behind the scenes from time to time. ------- *Advance receipt [copywriting] ①"Control the Sword" Halfway through, the genius weapon master x the taciturn swordsman who kills the sky and the earth [copywriting] ↓ Shuyun, the best swordsman in the six realms, had an ancient divine sword created by nature. The human sword merged into one, and they both reached the highest position in the six realms of swordsmanship. But overnight, the swordsman and the sword disappeared together, as if they had evaporated from the world. In the first year of Chongshun, on the day Emperor Zhaocheng came to the throne, his beloved little princess He Ruosheng ran away from home. He immediately sent people to post the imperial list and frantically searched for the whereabouts of the little princess. However, after several years, there was still no news about the princess. * In the snowy region, Shu Yungu, who had been sleeping for several years, woke up and found that he was trapped in his own sword. Because of the union of man and sword, he could see the outside world and control the movement of the sword, but he could not communicate with others. Until one day, he was picked up by a little girl who was good-looking but dirty. He Ruosheng: "The No. 1 Sword Immortal? Ancient Divine Sword? Hum! Today, I, the No. 1 Weapon refiner in the six realms, will dismantle you! Let's see what kind of structure you have!" Shu Yungu: "First, a master of weapon refining? Are you just like a beggar?" He Ruosheng immediately took out the bone-eating cup she had made. No matter whether you were a human, a ghost, or a sword, anyone who dared to look down on her would be thrown into it and suffered a lot. * Walking together with one person and one sword, He Ruosheng felt that the sword had a smelly mouth. It was probably because the original swordsman didn't like it and threw it away on purpose; Shu Yun therefore thought that this person was crazy and stupid, and her brain was almost damaged by refining the weapons, but he did not dare to say that she really had many strange and scary magical weapons. He Ruosheng: "Jian, what do you think of the young master who saved us last night?" Shu Yungu: "Ugly, stupid, short, poor." He Ruosheng: "Really? I think it's not bad, it's quite impressive." That night, a sword flew into the house of the handsome young man who had saved his beauty, and the sword silently cut off his love. (Same type of article~) ②"I rely on magic to travel the world" [copywriting] ↓ As a super star student who has always ranked first in the Magic Academy's assessment list, Mi Yilu is the focus of the crowd wherever she goes, but secretly, she loves to peek at all kinds of mindless novels that have been banned by the dean. On the eve of her speech at the school anniversary, she was finally punished by peeking into a banned book and entered a bad novel called "As Bai Yueguang, I was tortured physically and mentally by men and then came back to slap the whole world in the face." * The male protagonist, the future business tycoon. Want to destroy the original owner's family with just a few clicks? It's okay, he is only a 3-year-old little bamboo horse now. Mother Fu: "Fu Yan'an! How old are you? Why do you wet your pants in public?" Sitting in Fu's mother's arms, 3-year-old Mi Yilu hid her magic hand and looked innocent. * The second male protagonist is an arrogant and playboy rich second generation. Want to love but cannot push the original owner into the abyss? It's okay, he is still just a 16-year-old unlucky Holy Body. A snake broke my leg while hiking, I had diarrhea on the day of the exam, my nose was broken by a ball in a basketball game... Mi Yilu's mouth twitched, and she silently put away the glowing wand, so as not to spoil the unlucky guy. * The third male protagonist is a gloomy and paranoid genius doctor. Want to lock the original owner in the basement and force him to do it for two years? It's okay, he is only 15 years old now and can be influenced by love. As long as she makes a careful plan, she will definitely win it in one fell swoop. Little Genius: "Are you going to adopt me? I'm smart and good-looking. You will like me." Little Genius: "Sister, where are you going? Will you come to see me tomorrow?" Mi Yilu:? ? ? Where is the paranoid, perverted and scary doctor you promised? The magic didn't show up, the plan didn't work, and the people were subdued? * The male protagonist No. 4 Is a mysterious boss with a business presence all over the world. Want to discredit the original owner? It's okay, he is still... Huh? Why does this cold boss keep seducing me? * Mi Yilu, who wants to use magic to continue the story of being reborn and slapping the whole world in the face, cried and fainted in the trash can. This is not the story I want at all! Why? Who goes through my trash can? The lid of the trash can was lifted, and outside was the smiling brother who had been missing for many years. Mi Yilu: Brother? Didn't you already destroy the machine and kill everyone? Wrong! This brother's inner core seems to have been changed! -----(End)----- Intention: insist on being yourself