A Match

The content is too rich and exciting, so I selected some clips for everyone to enjoy ~ Snippet 1: With a 'bang', the screen of Apple's 14 Promax Dark Night Purple 1TB mobile phone shattered like a spider web, covering his mood at the moment - unhappy, and extremely unhappy. Seeing this, Xu Tingshen bent down to pick up the phone first, and then came up with words that had nothing to do with comforting people, "Can you control the emotion on your face?" Jiang Jin's face was so gloomy that it made people shudder, like a powder keg ready to explode. Jiang Jin yelled: "Why am I just happy to show my face? Otherwise, I can hang it on the wall! I am not the Mona Lisa!" Something bad is going on, Xu Tingshen thought immediately. Once Jiang Jin enters the state of "I'm unhappy", he will attack all living creatures visible to the naked eye indiscriminately. Even flies that fly over will have to be slapped before leaving. "First of all, I don't know if you are the Mona Lisa or not." Xu Tingshen closed his eyes in pain and struggled in his heart. This time, he had to risk everything to seek justice for himself! Then he opened his mouth and growled, "Secondly, why did you drop my phone if you're not happy with it!" Looking at the details, this was already the Nth phone that had been brutally raped. From iPhone 6s all the way to iPhone 14! Every series! Every model! No one was spared from being harvested by Jiangjin Pili! Today he insists on asking the serfs to stand up and sing, to win a glimmer of dawn for the black slaves! Jiang Jin put his hands on his hips and breathed in the fresh air. He almost gave him a heart attack when he held it in, and then he put on an expression of uncertainty and strength and said, "Oh? Your cell phone? Were you born ten months into the pregnancy?" Where's the proof? Has your name been included in your family tree? And..." Jiang Jin's voice changed as he said, "You actually share yours with me?" "Bang"! Jiang Jin slammed his cell phone to the ground, picked up the tool hammer in the entrance drawer and split the phone into two halves, "Are you satisfied! Let's talk about it again! I didn't mean it, do you have to be so cruel?" He pursed his lips and tried hard to restrain tears from falling on his face, like a wronged little wife. Fuck, you can't escape what's coming. The passive skill of 'I'm unhappy' - turning into an aggrieved and pitiful little crybaby. Xu Tingshen slapped him hard with an imaginary slap. Why did he have to say those words more? Why can't this dignified seven-foot man endure it any longer? Now it's okay, I stick a mobile phone on it and still have to coax people! Lin Aosheng at the other end of the corridor was simply stunned by the scene in front of him. His left atrium sighed: Damn, a gay man is actually next to me? , The right ventricle was shocked: Jiang Jin's confused and moody mood, his eyes fell on the helmet at Xu Tingshen's feet, what the hell! ? Is it possible that they are the two bad guys who are racing? ? Snippet 2: "You're making instant noodles and you're asking me about my dietary restrictions?" Lin Aosheng looked at the steaming Tongyi Laotan Pickled Cabbage Beef Noodles with black lines on his face. "Don't you know there are chopped green onions in the instant noodle vegetable buns? " "Fuck, then why don't you eat? "Lin Aosheng glanced at the dishes in front of Jiang Jin - golden quicksand buns, breaded roast chicken and Hong Kong-style shrimp dumplings, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva that was not satisfactory. "Because it's unhealthy" "What the hell? It's not healthy and you're still giving it to me? " "Yes! It's not me who fucking eats it! Being unhealthy has something to do with me! " Snippet 3: Jiang Jin quickly covered the mouth of the cup and turned his head to the waiter and said, "Sister, please see clearly." Jiang Jin pointed to himself and then pointed to the opposite side, "We are humans, not buffaloes. You poured more than a dozen glasses of water in just one moment, and even a buffalo protested! " Seeing this, the boy opposite smiled softly, a little seductively and narrowly, "You said... Is she here for you or for me? " "It's for your bladder! Sb! Don't fuck around everywhere." Jiang Jin took a deep breath and suppressed the non-existent need to urinate. Intention: You make me shine like a light, but I cover up the light.