Villain Zai Zai Wa Comprehensive Survival

Next book: The society is afraid that honest people are CV bosses and the copywriting is at its bottom The three-and-a-half-year-old Zai Youyou woke up, and ignorantly learned that he was the villain in a book that everyone hated and hated. Now, the plots he can follow in the book include: murdering the protagonist Zai out of jealousy, pushing his brother downstairs to sell himself, being kicked out of the house after being discovered after having done all the bad things, and turning into a poor little beggar and starving to death on the streets. The plot is very thoughtful and the scenes are explained on the spot. Youyou: Ah! As soon as he woke up, he saw the protagonist's son and his parents enjoying themselves happily, and he was really an outsider. Youyou packed up her small schoolbag, put her pink piggy bank on her back, sniffed, and found an excuse to run away from home. Youyou was convinced by the plot and decided to support himself. Fortunately, he was usually keen on saving money. So Youyou bought a small apartment, but his back was photographed on the Internet, and the title was: #surprise! Brother Xiaozi bought the small apartment with full payment! # [At an age when he still doesn't dare to live alone, he bought a house! ] [Reasonable suspicion: Bringing the system is not like living on your laurels! ] Youyou has a wide range of hobbies. In addition to saving money, she also watches anime live broadcasts. Knowing that she cannot survive for a long time with savings, Youyou started a small live broadcast. In the anchor center, other anchors showed off their talents, danced, sang and brought goods, chatted and told fortunes. Only one named "Child Brother" had a very unique style in the live broadcast room. Ten minutes to fold the quilt, half a day to study housework... The audience who was attracted into the live broadcast room originally thought that the theme was just nonsense: "??" [Damn! Does anyone really need ten minutes to fold a quilt? Just pretend! ] [Are you really a kid? Why don't you speak, are you mute? ] Just when the barrage was flooding the screen, Youyou waved her hand, "Sister, brother, uncle, aunt~ I'm not pretending, I'm really just a kid." The barrage of crazy howling posts: [That's enough, I feel sorry for you. ] [Since you have been living alone since you were so young, I will be your mother! ] [Baby, aunt and uncle will spend all their money on you! (Child's brother's cat rewards luxury airplane x3)] The live broadcast room suddenly became popular, and a baby variety show found Youyou. When the show aired, all the fans came to call Youyou, and the face of Youyou, who they had never met before, showed up - big round eyes like sparkling black agate, delicate and cute pink mouth, dressed in a fashionable and cute way, just like a beautiful little fox. The hearts of the audience and fans will melt. However, the next second, when she was asked about her father and mother, Youyou looked embarrassed and seemed to be about to cry: "I... I am an orphan." The philanthropic Chu Group immediately posted on Weibo: "Little Prince, the chairman is looking for you to go crazy!" The actress, who had been out of the entertainment industry for four years, suddenly posted on her blog: @XuQingshu: "I gave birth to the baby in ten months." The whole network went crazy instantly! #In the blink of an eye, my child will become a star and won't recognize me anymore? # #Okay, young master, you are my only relative from a rich family and entertainment industry! # -Attack perspective: Shang Luoheng was very unlucky. He was born weak. He choked on his drinking water, bit his tongue when eating, and fell down the stairs until he moved into the house of an annoying and clingy man. The little clingy spirit gave him various tonics and supplements, threatening to protect him from being bullied by anyone. Gradually, he was nourished by the clingy spirit and even took too much supplements. He hides the fact that he is in good health and enjoys the care and dependence of the clingy spirit. He does not want to stop the relationship between brothers. One day, his biological brother also wants to be the lover brother of his innocent brother. [In the past, life was like dry water as far as the eye could see, until a certain rain came, and when you were sailing on the bitter water, there was a sweet spring, which kept delivering romance] Cute cub with zero life skills Warning: The main text will explain what the copywriter calls Zaizai buying a house, etc. It is an easy way to decompress, and the logic is as smooth as possible. Pre-collection: Society is afraid that honest people are CV bosses An Mi University teacher, gentle and elegant, he is afraid that the club will be too full. He never attends dinner parties and goes straight to the warm home after class. His colleagues describe him as cold and cold. There is no other way. An Mi blushes when socializing, so she can only wear a mask and become the water course teacher with the best career plan in the hearts of students, regardless of class attendance. In addition, he has a secret: he is a well-known CV teacher - Youhe. The kind that is specially designed to be paired with two male protagonists. Colleagues and students would really want to die if they found out about such a society-destroying secret! Until one day, he received an offline meeting and signing business at the Comic Exhibition. Officials released the news in advance, and fans were eager to meet him for the first time. An Mi put on a mask and slowly buried her head in the quilt: Help me, help me, help me... On that day, An Mi was fully armed. She wished she had to wear a three-layer mask. It would be even better if she could also wear an eye mask. Looking at the growing fan base, An Mi: professional... Professional ethics. Fans posted about touching his hand, asking for autographs and taking photos, saying that birthday wishes are all what he should do! But the next second, An Mi, who had worked up so much energy, languished. Wait, why does the next signing fan look so familiar? Isn't that student Qin Ze? The two looked at each other in silence, and the other side proudly gave him the autographed merchandise and said calmly: "Teacher Chuhe, can you help my sister record a video to cheer for the college entrance examination?" An Mi: Oh, fortunately he is not a fan of mine. After recording, Qin Ze suddenly stretched out his hand and frowned: "Teacher, shake your hand. Go back and give it to my sister." An Mi: "..." When he took back his hand, his hat accidentally fell off, and An Mi, who had lost his advanced disguise, met Qin Ze's eyes again:! It's over. - Qin Ze is a freshman in the clothing design department. He is cold and arrogant. He inherited his mother's business and was forced to study clothing design. He is very dissatisfied with this major, especially because the male clothing designers are said to be gay. He's not, he's straight. But he has a high school girl who loves to watch BL and CP and listen to radio dramas and has all the two-dimensional attributes. One day, her sister cried and begged him to go to the Comic Exhibition for her to meet and sign autographs with her favorite Shou Shou CV teacher, You He, and threatened to give him all the New Year's money. His sister's New Year's gift money started at 100,000 yuan, but her sister who spent all her time on his popular science knowledge lost the funds to buy the second dimension and was unable to fill her pain room. Qin Ze agreed instantly. But now, sitting opposite him, CV Chuhe, with a flushed face and a gentle voice, is actually his college teacher! The teacher who slides the ppt with a laser pointer, records his lectures, never answers questions by name and assigns homework during class, and keeps a tight covering - An Mi! Interesting. After that, Qin Zeshui went to class more actively than anyone else, leaving early and staying late, and even took the initiative to join the teacher on WeChat to discuss academic employment and get credits. An Mi: ... Damn it! What a cruel homophobic straight man, what about discussing academic employment? It's clear that he was suppressed and listened to his breathing, forced to role-play, put him in all kinds of strange clothes and skirts, and used him as a costume model... A big pervert! (Shake the knife and make a fist.) Next book: Thousands of people think that the travel drama is crazy after the show Xie Li is a fake young master from a wealthy family. After the real young master came back, his friends formed a small group to isolate him. His sweetheart no longer showed favoritism to him. His fiancé and the real young master were at odds with each other, and his parents who had always doted on him also changed their minds. Xie Li endured it again and again, until he fainted while donating blood before joining the brigade and was told that he would not live for a year. Xie Li: Damn it! He's had enough! Because of the young master's temper, Xie Li often offended people and was disliked by thousands of people. Before, no one dared to mess with him because of his capital, but after his life experience was exposed, everyone stepped on him. After the travel variety show starts broadcasting: Zhu Ma chased him to the recording location, but Master Bo Zhen smiled and said that being good friends with Xie Li was just forced by his family background. Xie Li ate watermelon: "When you were bitten by a dog and hid behind my butt and begged me to protect you, why didn't you say you were forced? Who is the person who is afraid of even teacup dogs now?" Zhuma:? Netizen:? True Young Master:? The fiancé threatened to break off the engagement on the Internet and compete with Zhu Ma to be the real young master. He also said that it was all thanks to the gift that stalked him. Xie Li mocked: "In what age are you still having a Mary Sue! Back then, I had a small car accident, and you were dragged by my father to celebrate. If it weren't for me, would your company have been listed on the market? After I woke up, I disagreed. Who showed his true feelings there, where is my vcr?" Audience: Stinging... Exciting. Wipe nosebleed. Jpg Fiancé: **—— True Young Master:? The connotation of the actors I have worked with is that they have no brains and no acting skills, and they all rely on eye drops. Xie Li smiled: "You are the most awesome actor I have ever seen. You can chat with the director all night for your acting and scripting. Who can be more dedicated than you, a domestic entertainment dad?" A certain director: **—— An actor: The sky is falling... Netizen: Big... Big melon! Brother, you don't want to die! After going crazy all day long, Xie Li sighed: My life was really in vain! It's obviously a travel variety show, but the thank you gift turned into a melon-eating award: Audience: "Brother, the only brother in domestic entertainment, are you having a good day today?" "I'm numb. I hold my phone and giggle every day. My mother says I'm crazy. My little yellow face covers my ears. Jpg" "Crazy Gate, everyone is welcome to go crazy with the social horror crowd!" After recording several episodes of the variety show, Xie Li suddenly fainted. Then, the audience in the live broadcast room heard the doctor's righteous words: "You are such a tiger, carrying a two-month-old cub up the mountain and into the sea..." Audience: Melon, a real big melon! Thank you: Make a sharp blast! Where is his terminal illness! His innocence! Whose breed is this bitch? ! ! The flying guests standing outside the door, and the actor Lu Junnian who heard everything as soon as he opened the ward door: "..." If he goes in, the house won't collapse, right? Purpose: Happiness needs to be created with hands