I feel like I am the most unlucky person in the world.
After being dumped by my ex who was my stand-in, I was thrown into a pile of shit in the street. My clothes were torn by tree branches and I was covered in dust.
What's even more disgusting is that someone actually treated me like a beggar and gave me money.
Wait, why does this person look so much like my roommate?
"Ten yuan, counting as my bride price for marrying you, is it enough?"
Warning:
1. Straight, bend, straight, bend, straight! I have an ex-girlfriend!
2. Both offense and reception are extremely funny and narcissistic (to put it bluntly, they are stupid)
3. It is essentially a silly and sweet article, written in the first person!
4. The writing spans a long time. I started writing it in the second year of junior high school and stopped updating it many times (now I am in the second year of high school).
5. I know how to politely refuse writing guidance if my writing skills are not good.
Intention: None