If pies really fall from the sky, the biggest pie must fall on his head, Weng Changwen.
He was originally a little Taoist priest who was in charge of the kitchen in a small sect on a hill. He was born stupid and acquired lazy, and he has not yet become a god. But one day, he was suddenly appointed by the Emperor of Heaven as the new Master of Life in the world, and he directly ascended to the Nine Heavens to become a god!
Everyone: "It definitely has something to do with it, it's the back door."
Weng Changwen: "Aren't you afraid of choking me with such a big pie? Wow~"
Unexpectedly, Weng Changwen, who had not lived a good life for a long time, was mercilessly kicked down to earth due to work mistakes and asked to correct his wrong destiny one by one.
He traveled a long distance, he was conscientious and thoughtful, and he even picked up a handsome guy on the road who tried to commit suicide by jumping into a river out of kindness.
How could I know that I originally wanted to work, but this guy is holding me back! What about the promised brotherhood? Why has it gone bad? !
"Weng Siming, ordinary women will give their lives to others when receiving kindness. Although I am a man, you saved my life and I have nothing to repay. I am willing to weave and sew clothes for you and accompany you." Wu Yuan was affectionate.
"Didn't you say you were just swimming in the river..." Weng Changwen was horrified.
"No, the river reaches my waist. It's scary. I almost drowned." Wu Yuan acted coquettishly.
"..." Weng Changwen held his forehead.
On the surface, he is a naughty and playful person who loves money as much as his life. In fact, he is sensitive, fragile, innocent and clingy. The bastard Daochang Shou (Weng Chang□□
On the surface, he is cold, ascetic, stubborn and withdrawn, but in reality he is a jealous, possessive and jealous No. 1 Champion Gong (Wu Yuan)
1.1V1, double clean.
2. Not having children!
3. HD! (I can't bear the abuse when I'm older~)
Purpose: Cherish the people in front of you