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Jiang Younian has not slept well for several days. He is always dreaming about something. In the dream, there was someone spying on me. I watched him fall in love with a Neptune girl. He tried every possible means to show her affection and then overestimated his ability to get in front of the girl. Then he was left bruised and bruised by the girl's harem. But in reality, he didn't know this girl at all. Lin and Xia, there is no such person in their memory from beginning to end. The dreams are scattered, and sometimes the picture unfolds from the perspective of a voyeur. A slender white hand is holding a pen and scratching on the paper. There is a constant rustling sound of writing, and then suddenly he appears in the field of vision. There are a pair of eyes staring at him, and when the picture is frozen, his figure always coexists with a writing hand. — Mu Yunqing got a diary by chance. The handwriting was consistent with his. The date was in the future tense and the content was an observation record of his classmate Jiang Younian. ＊ Jiang Younian woke up in his second year of high school and predicted his future from a dream. He discovered that he was a passerby and a licking dog in a campus article about buying stocks for nothing. "The Endless Spring" is characterized by deep sadomasochistic love and robbery. It is a heart-throb novel that sells off the other's people. The female protagonists Lin and Xia Qingli are elegant and beautiful, with little white flowers on their heads, and follow the healing route of Neptune, which makes the male protagonists from all walks of life jealous and crazy for love. The cold academic god, the sweetheart next door, and the paranoid rivals all staged a life-threatening drama. Unexpectedly, they are all clowns. The heroine of Neptune opened a fish pond just to raise fish as a springboard, and took advantage of the opportunity to get close to her Bai Yueguang. Shura Chang's return after half a lifetime turned out to be pure love. Jiang Younian didn't understand but was greatly shocked. Bai Yueguang Mu Yunqing came from an illustrious family, was gentle and dignified, and was the prince of a top-notch family. His eyes were as high as the top and his eyes were as dust. He is notoriously moody, and even the heroine is helpless with him, so she has to resort to some other ways. Jiang Younian, as Mu Yunqing's unknown younger brother and roommate in the future, is naturally among the people the heroine pretends to be fishing for. After awakening to consciousness, Jiang Younian just wanted to stay away from the plot and just be a passerby. When the heroine came to ask Mu Yunqing, Jiang Younian told the truth, "Sorry, I'm not familiar with him." I'm really not familiar with him, the kind of unfamiliarity that I can't remember his name. In the dream, Mu Yunqing was sitting in the back row with a diary on his lap. When someone dared to ask him why he chose Jiang Younian as his roommate, Mu Yunqing ran his fingers along the edge of the book and said in a casual and confused tone, "Who?" — Later, the contents of the diary were accidentally exposed, and the entire diary was unfolded from the perspective of "me", describing "his" things in a large way. Black leather diary 2026.1.15 He came to me to plead for mercy. It's also amazing, when the springboard is not enough, you still rush to help others to fulfill your needs. That idiot. 2026.3.29 I didn't know what I was looking at, but I just stood by and watched him get deeper and deeper into trouble, and then tirelessly repeat the same question. — . Is he a fool today? He is an idiot today. — . Is he a fool tomorrow? He is still a fool. … By the end, I was getting tired of it. Alas, I didn't make any progress at all. 2026.9.15 He was fast asleep and the sleeping pills took effect quickly. Very quiet, very well-behaved, and finally not an idiot. When I came back to my senses, the pills had been mixed with milk, and the milky white liquid was extremely beautiful in the halo. I watched him swallow bit by bit, his Adam's apple moving slightly and entering the circulation along his throat. He closed his eyes and sunk into the soft bed, snoring unconsciously, like a kitten resting with its claws. I was afraid that I was dizzy, but I actually found it a bit cute. The hair was messy, he seemed to be very hot, and the sweat soaked the broken hair on his forehead. He must not have slept well. His dreams were filled with fishy, ​​overwhelming depression, and it was so gloomy that it was nauseating. The strong desire to vomit was transmitted along the nerves, and something hit the throat. Deep sleep cannot cut off instinct, the tongue moves to prevent fingers from invading, red and white intertwine. There is a sticky feeling on the fingertips that cannot be ignored, and the oral temperature and inner wall are mixed with squeezing. I vaguely remember my fingers going down from my forehead, across the bridge of my nose, and then..., And then that's it. His skin is delicate, smooth and soft, with a bit of heat that burns his fingertips... It's a wonderful feeling, the sticky feeling is like a snake clinging to me, and I can't bear to pull away. … He was still asleep and unaware. – Jiang Younian blushed at the various unsightly parts of the transcript. He pretended to be calm and looked at Mu Yunqing who was tapping the pen slowly beside him, "Who are you writing about?" When Mu Yunqing raised his eyes and looked back, he was calm and composed, putting on a gentle and approachable look, his passionate eyes were stained with a small smile, and he said with a final word, "You." [A step-by-step guide from watching the outsiders lower their bodies and falling into the trap, from being unmoved to being attacked step by step, taking off all disguises] [Crazy criticism of beauties vs. Ordinary straight men] ps: 1. Ordinary is relative, and Shou is very good at pretending. 2. Extremely offensive and controlled, do not enter, Shuangjie, this article is also known as "Observation Chronicle of Abnormal Passers-by" 3. If the Party makes mistakes in the Three Views, the character's Three Views and behavior should not be promoted as an author, and we firmly oppose any wrong behavior. 4. Pseudo twin, 1v1, no one else intervenes in the emotional line. The meme is from 2021.7.26, And the copy has been screenshotted 5. This book is written by someone who knows how to write it. The chapters are locked because some of the backgrounds are a bit sensitive and need to be changed. I quite like Mu and Jiang's character stories, and I will definitely give them an ending! 6. The next-door book, "The Passer-by Who Reaches His Position by Showing Off" is a companion volume to this one. The text contains certain spoilers, so you can read it. The "original book" is the story of Qing Leng, the god of learning. 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