Also known as "After being read my mind, I used the love system to lead the entire live broadcast room to eat melons"
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Chu Ling, who was a regular in love dramas, participated in large-scale live broadcast love dramas before quitting the industry.
She accidentally acquires a love rating system and can see the number of relationships everyone has had.
So, in the show, she, who was afraid of society, transformed into a cold but ruthless master of internal complaints——
A cheerful and cute male e-sports player, he claims that he only has one ex in his heart that he can't forget.
Chu Ling looked at the level 23 displayed on his head: [laughing to death, brother, you are really pretending!
A sweet and smart innocent little white flower who claims to have zero love experience.
Chu Ling looked at the level 35 displayed above her head: [I'm going to act like a queen!
A gentle and considerate third-tier male artist, he claims that he has only been in a few relationships that were let down.
Chu Ling looked at the level 42 displayed above his head: [Oh my God, there are still masters!
The charming and sexy barrister, who claims to be a sea queen, is bored when it comes to falling in love.
Chu Ling looked at the level 1 displayed on her head: [Oh, he is such an affectionate person!
The handsome, wealthy and aloof CEO is considered by the public to be an expert in love.
Chu Ling repeatedly confirmed that what was written on his head was lv0: [Oh my god, this person is actually Peony!
But Chu Ling didn't know that the price of using this system was that people could hear her voice.
Her wild and unrestrained complaints hidden under her cold and dignified appearance were clearly heard by everyone.
The audience who heard her inner rant: Ah, what on earth is she talking about?
Colleagues who heard her inner complaints: Ah, how come she knows everything?
The fans in the live broadcast room were happy, but the fans were angry.
Fans of Xiaobaihua accuse her of being a bitch, fans of third-tier male artists accuse her of trying to gain popularity, fans of barristers accuse her of spreading rumors, and fans of CEOs accuse her of being a dream girl.
Until what Chu Ling said was confirmed one by one...
Only then did everyone realize: It turns out that Chu Ling is my only sister!
Colleagues: Ling Ling, thank you for waking us up!
Netizens: Sister Ling, please take us to eat melon again!
Chu Ling: No, why did I become everyone's Bai Yueguang when I came back from my last love show? !
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Screenshot of the copy on 2023.12.01
Purpose: free love
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The pre-recorded collection of "Metaphysics Actress, Her Child Goes Crazy": After quitting the film industry, she relies on metaphysics to punch and kick evil spirits on her child, and by the way... She likes to be a mother?
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Jiang Yun, the inheritor of metaphysics, transforms into a vicious female supporting character in the entertainment industry.
After completing the preliminary tasks, she had to become a control group for the heroine Xiaobaihua, and was bound to the male protagonist Cheng Jing in the book.
Jiang Yun chuckled. Do you want her to be a part of the male and female protagonists' play? Not that easy!
So, just when others thought that this retired actress was going to have a fight with the heroine Chen Ruoruo in Wa Zong - Jiang Yun started to go crazy.
Male protagonist: You were the one squatting on me at the door last night, right? Stop pestering me, I'm not interested in you!
Jiang Yun: That's not me, it's a ghost.
The heroine's best friend: A woman who has been divorced and had an abortion is on a TV show? It was so hilarious!
Jiang Yun: Stop talking, you have such a ghostly air about you.
Hostess: You are so good at calculations, help me calculate my taxes to prove that I have not evaded taxes!
Jiang Yun: I can't calculate this. Only the tax bureau can.
Ex-husband: You... You really don't know her anymore?
Jiang Yun looked at the cute baby in her ex-husband's arms: "You know me? Isn't this the third generation descendant of the Qinglong clan?"
Ex-husband: ... Who is the second generation?
Jiang Yun smiled confidently: This is the next one.
Ex-husband: Then think about it carefully, who is she to you?
The cute baby raised her head, stared at Jiang Yun with her bright eyes, and shouted sweetly:
——Mommy~!
Jiang Yun:? !
Jiang Yun: Who knows, my family, my last baby went crazy and I became a mother without pain!
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The reality live show "Bringing Your Baby" is a hit all over the internet.
It's not the cute kids and the top celebrities who are out of the circle, but the supernatural events that happen frequently during the live broadcast.
Netizen: The people in the village are turning blue. Could it be zombies?
Jiang Yun: It's nothing, I just ate too much food.
Netizen: Did Jiang Yun make a secret just now?
Jiang Yun: It's nothing, just a cramp in my hand.
Netizen: Does that female doll have a dragon horn on its head?
Jiang Yun: It's nothing, it's just for styling needs.
Netizen: Cheng Jing suddenly started talking nonsense. Is he not possessed?
Jiang Yun: It doesn't matter, he is just born like this.
Netizen:…
Netizen: That's enough! Let's find a better reason to deal with it!
Taoist temple owner, second-generation descendant of the Qinglong clan, metaphysics genius, Jiang Yun: No problem, please believe in science and not feudal superstition!
Netizen: Okay, okay, everything you said is right, so how much does it cost for Film Queen Jiang to tell your fortune? I need it very much!
Has the author watched the variety show Love Ring?
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]
The pre-recorded collection of "Metaphysics Actress, Her Child Goes Crazy": After quitting the film industry, she relies on metaphysics to punch and kick evil spirits on her child, and by the way... She likes to be a mother? -Copywriting- Jiang Yun, the inheritor of metaphysics, transforms into a vicious female supporting character in the entertainment industry. After completing the preliminary tasks, she had to become a control group for the heroine Xiaobaihua, and was bound to the male protagonist Cheng Jing in the book. Jiang Yun chuckled. Do you want her to be a part of the male and female protagonists' play? Not that easy! So, just when others thought that this retired actress was going to have a fight with the heroine Chen Ruoruo in Wa Zong - Jiang Yun started to go crazy. Male protagonist: You were the one squatting on me at the door last night, right? Stop pestering me, I'm not interested in you! Jiang Yun: That's not me, it's a ghost. The heroine's best friend: A woman who has been divorced and had an abortion is on a TV show? It was so hilarious! Jiang Yun: Stop talking, you have such a ghostly air about you. Hostess: You are so good at calculations, help me calculate my taxes to prove that I have not evaded taxes! Jiang Yun: I can't calculate this. Only the tax bureau can. Ex-husband: You... You really don't know her anymore? Jiang Yun looked at the cute baby in her ex-husband's arms: "You know me? Isn't this the third generation descendant of the Qinglong clan?" Ex-husband: ... Who is the second generation? Jiang Yun smiled confidently: This is the next one. Ex-husband: Then think about it carefully, who is she to you? The cute baby raised her head, stared at Jiang Yun with her bright eyes, and shouted sweetly: ——Mommy~! Jiang Yun:? ! Jiang Yun: Who knows, my family, my last baby went crazy and I became a mother without pain! - The reality live show "Bringing Your Baby" is a hit all over the internet. It's not the cute kids and the top celebrities who are out of the circle, but the supernatural events that happen frequently during the live broadcast. Netizen: The people in the village are turning blue. Could it be zombies? Jiang Yun: It's nothing, I just ate too much food. Netizen: Did Jiang Yun make a secret just now? Jiang Yun: It's nothing, just a cramp in my hand. Netizen: Does that female doll have a dragon horn on its head? Jiang Yun: It's nothing, it's just for styling needs. Netizen: Cheng Jing suddenly started talking nonsense. Is he not possessed? Jiang Yun: It doesn't matter, he is just born like this. Netizen:… Netizen: That's enough! Let's find a better reason to deal with it! Taoist temple owner, second-generation descendant of the Qinglong clan, metaphysics genius, Jiang Yun: No problem, please believe in science and not feudal superstition! Netizen: Okay, okay, everything you said is right, so how much does it cost for Film Queen Jiang to tell your fortune? I need it very much!
Has the author watched the variety show Love Ring?
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]
It's been 4 months since I watched it. I'm still quite interested in this subject. What a pity [Top chin][Top chin]