
The Thief Kissed Me and Said He Was Straighter Than a Golf Club.
发小偷吻我后说他比球杆还直
by Nothing (烬无)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 126k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Synopsis
The first one is not good to read, so subscribe with caution. "The marriage partner is actually recommended by me!" Is being serialized, the copy is below Column preview - Urban suspense light comedy "Becoming a Guardian of Large Animals after Amnesia" will be released in December, looking forward to your collection XD Copywriting of this article: China Snooker Open runner-up Wei Linchuan was involved in rumors of match-fixing on the eve of his participation in the British Championships. The young man raised his lips and smiled softly in the face of doubts. The custom-made suit on the field showed off his waist in full. His waist was full and his long legs were wrapped in luxurious fabrics. His eyes while lying on the billiard table and aiming at the white ball seemed to be teasing. Until he flipped a coin and cleared the stage with one shot in his debut, which directly broke the rumors of match-fixing. The young Chinese player was targeted for being drunk that night, and Faxiao, who arrived in time, took action and took him away. After returning home, I rushed to press him against the wall and kiss him. Wei Linchuan hooked the back of Mu Yifan's head, his eyes blurred: "Aren't you using me to come out to your family so that your older girlfriend can be accepted by your uncle and aunt?" Mu Yifan kissed his Adam's apple and wiped away his tears of grievance: "Didn't you run away after kissing me, saying that you were straighter than a golf club?" The professional snooker player who was killing everyone on the field was now bullied to the point where he could not speak a complete sentence. Afterwards, he learned that Mu Yifan's so-called girlfriend was actually an excuse deliberately made up to make him enlightened, and to force him to have a fake relationship with her. He was so angry that he announced that they had broken off the relationship for 24 hours. We can't wait any longer. If the parents agree, can we still divorce? Wei Linchuan, who failed to win the championship in the British Championships, set a world record on the tour with a billiard cue with his and his wife's names engraved on the tail, and every detail of the unique cue was fully displayed on the live broadcast. In Wei Linchuan's post-match interview, people learned that the billiard cue was made by the well-known luthier Mu Yifan and was also the beloved player of this excellent golfer. No, who would play billiards and carve their boyfriend's name on the pole? I can accurately visually detect the distance of the billiard ball into the bag, but I can't see the love you have hidden for many years. I engraved our names on the club. This is the only one that belongs to you. The gentle and tolerant fishing-type love brain maker with eight hundred eyes has a possessive and jealous fishing-type snooker professional player who lacks eight hundred eyes. Childhood sweethearts, two-way secret love, two-way flirting with each other is super sweet One-sentence copywriting explanation: Snooker is obstacle billiards. During the game, you can get extra points by hitting someone with foul balls, just like you will encounter many obstacles in the process of love. --Serializing-- "Accidentally seduced top idols with marksmanship" Entertainment + eSports "I want to marry this gun man who can protect his wet nurse!" The popular idol Yun Xiange, who is popular all over the Internet, immediately hugged his thighs when he met a passerby player who was a top DPS player during a live broadcast of a game. When the enemy fired his ultimate move, the gunman stood in front of him to resist the fatal blow. Yun Xiange, whose heart almost stopped:! Everyone has to fall in love with QAQ on the spot At the same time, Le Qiong, who is recognized as the top mute output position in the league and has just won the OHL playoff championship and won this season's MVP, spoke for the first time during the live broadcast: "Propose to the angel who holds me alone." Barrage: If you don't love a world-class support, you'll fall in love with a passerby Then Le Qiong turned around to help Angel resist the injury. Barrage: I can tell you love me so much Yun Xiange turned on her phone the next day and found the number one hot search: #Top idol and owl champion propose to each other# What's even more magical is that he is forced to meet the marriage partner that his family has already decided on. But who can tell Yun Xiange! Why is the marriage partner! The e-sports player tied to him on the hot search list! Just a word of greeting, and you really married yourself. Le Qiong only knows, but the mute is silent. After the engagement was announced, netizens soon discovered that Yun Xiange was sitting in the first row of the audience at an offline competition in Le Qiong. The screen saver of Le Qiong's mobile phone accidentally revealed during a pre-match interview was a photo of Yun Xiange holding a guitar. I thought it was love at first sight, but it was actually premeditated. A top idol is addicted to food and a talented singer is raped by a top gun man Yun Xian Ge (attack) x Le Qiong (receive) Going both ways, legal couple, focusing on one sweet thing, entertainment industry + e-sports The game is Overwatch, it doesn't have much content, so if you haven't played it, it won't affect your reading. A little note: There is no prototype. I am a billiards novice. If there are any bugs in the writing process, please point them out. Essentially, it is a sweet and refreshing article about playing billiards and talking about love. I have a good temper and will always remind myself to stay humble and avoid inexplicable controversies. The copywriter chose other plots and rewrote it. I can't stand it anymore and abandon the article silently. No need to inform me. It's normal for everyone to have different tastes~ Thank you for your support! Mission: Life is full of opportunities




