
My Bizarre Adventures as a Ghost Story Cleaner
本人身为怪谈清理者の奇妙冒险记
by Fantasist Xiaoxue (狂想家潇雪)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 5k Words
- Genre
- No CP
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeEastern Fanfiction
- POVMale Lead
- Age18+
- Anime Crossover
- Bungo Stray Dogs
- Jujutsu Kaisen
- Serious Drama
- Superpowers
Synopsis
Kitahara Qingan is a ghost story collector of the Monster Story Management Bureau. · One day, the container inside the Kaidan Management Bureau that sealed Kaidan suddenly lost its function, and all the Kaidans it managed escaped and were scattered in various parallel worlds. Yes - all the weird stories he worked so hard to contain in parallel worlds have escaped! He said before that he would directly clean up those gangsters who refused to listen, but now it's fine, they all escaped, and his work was in vain! · As the leader of the Kaidan Management Bureau, Kitahara Qing'an was once again dispatched by the Bureau and issued an order to "clean up directly." He originally didn't want to do it, but the senior management said that he could retire with pay after completing this job. What an attractive offer! So Kitahara Qing'an obliged without hesitation and agreed. · In the process of chasing Kaitan, he met many troubled teenagers in different worlds, as follows: [Humanoid Weapons·Zhongyuan Zhongye] · Arabato, who was born as a result of the experiment, was taken away by the leader shortly after the explosion - the leader here was the leader before Mori Ogai took over. · The leader who wanted to rule Yokohama regarded the Araba Tu he obtained as the best weapon, and it was just a weapon. · He will not teach the newly born Zhongyuan Zhongye what propriety, justice, integrity, seven emotions and six desires are, nor will he teach him what human nature is, what his own personality is, and he will not let him break free from his control. · The ocher-haired boy in another world may have a choker around his neck. In order to control this "monster" that he was somewhat afraid of, the leader put a high-voltage collar on the ten-year-old boy, and the trigger was always carried with him. · Everyone in Yokohama's gangs knows that the leader of the Port Gang controls a powerful superhuman who looks very young and has no expression on his face. He is like a "humanoid weapon" without any emotions. After the boy completed his tasks brilliantly time and time again, this name became famous. · In order to sow discord, someone said in front of the leader and the young man: "What a shame, you look like a dog. Aren't you disgusting, Huang Ba Tu?" · "Dog? No, all I need is a useful weapon. Kill him." · The ocher-haired boy killed the provocateur without expression and showed no reaction to the leader's words, as if he had already acquiesced in his assessment. · [Autistic Detective·Edogawa Ranpo] · Edogawa Ranpo, who was born with autism, also has a super high IQ. He doesn't want to take the initiative to communicate with others. He just stays in his own world and rarely speaks. · But his parents never gave up on him - they knew that their child loved snacks, so they filled his room with snacks; they knew that the child had a super high IQ, so even when faced with Ranpo who was unwilling to speak, they would take the trouble to play reasoning games with him and encourage him to become a detective... · They successfully entered the world of Ranpo, who was born to be separated from the world by a layer of fog. · Ranpo knows that his father is a policeman, so he doesn't hate the police. The person he admires most is his father. He knows that his mother is not a chef, but she can always make the dishes he likes accurately, as if she has the ability to read minds. The father he adores is afraid of insects, so he will scream when he sees an insect. · "Ranbu, wait for mom and dad to come back, tomorrow morning... Eight o'clock! Can we take you to play at the sea where mom and dad first met?" · "Okay!" · That day, his parents, who had agreed to go to the beach with him, never came back. · The world was hazy again, and the fog was too heavy. He couldn't see the outside world, and he didn't want to go out... · People who are inherently arrogant and autistic have lost their connection with the world, and often just stare at the clock in a daze, "Eight o'clock, it's eight o'clock again... When will 'tomorrow' and mom and dad come..." · The detective has been waiting for someone who can no longer wait to fulfill an agreement that cannot be fulfilled. · Ghost Story Carrier Osamu Dazai · Dazai Osamu's world was invaded by something called "Kaitan". It will exist in schools, factories... Anywhere. Anyone who enters the inside of Kaidan will have a narrow escape. · There are so many ghost stories in Yokohama that if you enter any place, you may accidentally end up inside the ghost story. This is a catastrophe. · His companions, his subordinates, his best friends, his guardians - all died in strange stories. · After discovering that kaidan can be absorbed, Dazai Osamu wrote on the page he accidentally obtained, "Dazai Osamu absorbed all kaidan and became its container." · Well, if I do this, I feel like I have become a savior or something. It's really weird——But, this can finally be over. · Resentment, sadness, madness, regret... All kinds of negative emotions flooded Dazai Osamu's brain. Finally, Dazai Osamu jumped from the tall building, preparing to die with these strange stories that had ruined his life... · "This kind of tragic death is really... Not suitable for me." · "It's not your turn to end all this, Dazai Osamu." · [Cognitive Impairment·Gojo Enlightenment] · People in this world hate each other and curse each other. In the end, the huge negative emotions lead to unprecedented and powerful strange stories. · The corrupt high-level officials in the magic world only wanted to protect their own safety, so they assigned a large number of tasks to the magicians regardless of their strength and level. In the end, it only led to the death of a large number of magicians. · What caused the most sensation in the magic world was that the strongest magician Gojo Satoru and his peers defected. This is a huge loss for the senior management. · For Gojo Satoru, this is just a way to solve the problem, a way out. His heart has never been twisted, and even if he defected, many strange stories were solved by him. It's just that he couldn't stand such corrupt high-level officials, and he couldn't kill them all, so he had no choice but to defect. Besides, he found a new way. · Weird stories can never be truly eradicated in this world, they can only be absorbed. Other conjurers may not have these skills, but Gojou Satoru does. So every time he solved a strange story, he would absorb it. · Until the strange stories affected him to the point where he completely forgot himself, his companions, lost his memory, lost his cognition, lost his personality, and even became unable to understand what others said. · Kitahara Qingan: Tsk, tsk, tsk, why are there so many problem teenagers these days? If you let them continue to live like this, I'm afraid there will be problems. Take them away, take them away! · ———— · If you have a knife or not, let me ask you whether you have a knife or not? Do you believe me when I say I didn't do it on purpose? Well, I don't believe it myself. · But if you look at the introduction, they are so miserable, but in fact only Gojo Satoru's ending caused irreversible consequences... I am not targeting Gojo Maomao, I recommend everyone who can be written in the article! · Well, the ending is he, I'm not lying, really. Intention: Don't lose hope when you stand at the end of the cliff, hold on for just one more second, and wait for that person to appear in front of you like a storm and lightning.
