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Copywriting of this article:
Question: What is it like to sleep with a teammate you have had a crush on for eight years?
Chu Zhaonian, a top idol with both good looks and strength, quickly emerged from the industry with his noble temperament and arrogant personality, and has countless fans.
Wei fans call him: "The elegant and noble little prince."
The anti-fans scolded him: "I don't have the life of a prince, I have the disease of a prince."
However, the little prince with a lofty heart hid a humble and unspeakable secret. He loved a teammate for eight years.
Xiang Yanxu was like an enthusiastic dog with a 24-hour unlimited battery life. He devoted his endless energy to teasing Chu Zhaonian, forcing his way into his life, and even finally invaded his heart.
He loves him, but he doesn't say it and doesn't plan to say it.
If there hadn't been a drunken night in which the two took off their clothes and spoke frankly to each other, perhaps love would not have grown wantonly.
But the person he falls in love with first is always naive. Chu Zhaonian thought that the relationship would change after they slept with him.
But I never thought that I would later say to Yanxu: "I'm sorry, I drank too much, just pretend it never happened."
The irresponsible scumbag really forgot about it and even continued to hold him and hug him in front of the camera as if nothing had happened. He was still so clingy and annoying.
Many times, even Chu Zhaonian felt that maybe that night was just a big dream.
But occasionally, he still had a little hope, guessing that the other party might care in his heart, but he just had some scruples.
Until one day, it was suddenly revealed that the scumbag was in a relationship. Chu Zhaonian's shaky faith finally collapsed, and his first love ended without any illness.
The favored man of heaven suffered from lovelorn for the first time and fell into a trance. In an accident, Chu Zhaonian accidentally stepped on the air and fell from the nine-meter-high lifting platform...
Before he died, Chu Zhaonian thought to himself: This damn merciless scumbag, if I had it to do over again, I would never fall in love with you!
The sky has eyes, and Chu Zhaonian was miraculously reborn.
He opened his eyes, got up from the bed, and stared coldly at the sleeping scumbag next to him, thinking that he had to strike first this time no matter what.
However, when the scumbag woke up, before Chu Zhaonian could say harsh words, the other party suddenly smiled brightly at him: "Good morning, wife."
Huh? ? Who can tell me if this silly dog has been taken away?
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Xiang Yanxu once lost the person he loved most. He could never forget the pain in his life, it was so painful that he couldn't breathe. Fortunately, God gave him another chance to be reborn before the accident...
No matter what, he would keep him firmly by his side no matter what in this life.
It's just that Xiang Yanxu didn't expect that everything would develop so smoothly. From proposing a fake marriage, signing an agreement to holding a wedding, every step went according to his vision.
However, just when he was planning to take a step closer and conquer his heart, his dear wife suddenly got divorced!
Oh my God, what should a weak and helpless big dog do? I can only pretend to be pitiful and innocent to gain sympathy, and pray for my wife to love me again!
Tsundere is attacked by a scheming (only a little bit) large dog
ps: 1. Gong is not a scumbag! Gong is not a scumbag! Gong is not a scumbag! (Say important things three times
2. A non-traditional story about rebirth, taking the route of resolving misunderstandings and reconciling love, not a story about slapping someone in the face and abusing a scumbag (I say it again, you can't be a scumbag!
3. Two-way secret love, sweet he, legal background of same-sex marriage
4. No prototype, don't be gay
5. This article has anti-theft turned on, with a ratio of 50%. Those who have finished the main text before may have to wait until the next day to watch the new extras. Please understand! ! ! Love radiates~
Advance copywriting
Tang Chufeng, a well-known male protagonist of apocalyptic novels in a certain family.
I had just finished the plot of "The End of the World: The Return of the Strong" and was about to enjoy the peak of my life when the world of the novel suddenly collapsed.
When he opened his eyes again, he was dressed as the substitute wife in the female channel's ancient Zao Ba Zong article, and was also bound to the strategy system.
"A simple strategy, you can catch it at your fingertips!"
However, when he figured out the situation, he stopped laughing.
"Let me attack men?"
The severe straight man with cancer burst into tears on the spot: "I would rather be a widower than a gay man!"
System: [If you don't do gay sex, I'll give you an electric shock.
The doomsday reward system directly changes the distance system, and all targets that are more than 100 meters away will be powered on.
In order to survive, Tang Chufeng, who just wanted to lie down, found another way to break the situation violently!
It can't be more than a hundred meters, right?
He took out the teleportation card with his backhand, controlled Boss Ba to follow him with one click, and instantly transformed into a nanny.
Boss Ba looked at Jio who was walking on his own: "Damn it, my legs have a mind of their own."
You like Bai Yueguang, right?
He puts on Bai Yueguang's face and uses a trick to turn a dragon into a phoenix. If you love him, please look at him more.
Boss Ba looked at Bai Yueguang, whose temperament changed drastically: "It's strange, you were demoted today?"
After a set of combo punches, the favorability level will decrease instead of going up.
The system became anxious: [Do you know how to strategy?
Tang Chufeng: "Don't blame me, just blame Ba always for being a sesame seed!"
During the day, he works as a cow and horse, accompanying the boss to conquer the mall.
The boss sneered coldly: "Man, don't love me for nothing."
He makes chicken and duck at night and asks for whatever he wants from the boss.
The boss got out of bed and turned against him: "Man, you can't get my heart if you get my people."
He quit and pretended to have amnesia with his eyes closed: "Who are u?"
But the boss was suddenly moved: "Man, I'm in love with you."
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Tang Chufeng: "Brother, what do you love?"
Boss Ba said affectionately: "I love the way you don't kneel down."
He has all the diseases that tyrants always had in the past, but he can't get rid of them. He's depressed, has an abnormal brain circuit, and just wants to be destroyed. Straight men have to have sex in the late stages of cancer.
Ps: 1. Warning! Easy, no brains, no writing! ! !
2. The protagonist's brain is not normal
3. HEHEHE, everything is for the sake of satisfying service. There may be slight discrepancies between the text and copywriting. Please be careful. 4. The original copywriting was released on 2025.10.07, And the new copying was released on 2026.6.22. Screenshots of both are saved.
Intention: Never give up on the road to pursuing your dreams.
