I Am a Cat, I Want to Raise a Two-Legged Beast.

Name: I Am a Cat, I Want to Raise a Two-Legged Beast.
Author: Don't Eat Joules

猫猫我啊，养两脚兽捏

by Don't Eat Joules (不吃焦耳)

Status: Completed
Length: 714k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 2y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Stats

16.2kFavorites

9.5Score

214Chapters

19.1kNutrition

33.9kClicks / chapter

5.4kComments

Synopsis

The cover is Aihua and Dazai. My name is Cuihua, and I am a dignified Chinese pastoral cat! Before I left my mother country, according to my previous owner, I was a good cat that could climb houses and catch mice. Why do I say it's the 'former' owner? Because I suffered from a disease called time travel. Not only did I go to another world and another country, I also turned into a little milk cat with no claws. Immediately afterwards, we discovered that we met the bandaged cub Twoleg that was suspected of being "pushed" by its previous owner. Although I didn't know what "push" meant, she always shouted "cub" and "cub", so she probably regarded her as her own. Good! Now that I have met him, in order to reward you for raising me so hard, I must raise your "baby" for you! "Mi~" Dazai, who was sitting by the window blowing the air, turned around, then smiled helplessly and touched the cat's head. "Hanako, didn't I tell you not to eat mice?" 1. In the story of healing, cats can only talk but cannot become humans. 2. Cats are very smart and know a lot of things. Cats are also very powerful and have many super powers. 3. Because it unfolds from the perspective of cats, there will be many furry misunderstandings. 4. Seriously, I refuse writing guidance. I will consider everything the characters say and do~ 5. Cat blinks slowly, Cat loves you~ Concept: Furry will always be with you

Reader comments

Great! The leader Zai also waited for his Hanako!
8 likes2y ago
Finally left the damn division [lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head][lop-eared rabbit head]
2 likes2y ago
Good looking, Zi Ci! ? ??? ?
1 like2y ago
Wow, teacher, will there be a Chinese Valentine's Day extra? I've been busy making up my homework recently and I haven't read it so often because of this Jinjiang daily stuck bug. As a result, I updated the article as soon as I opened Jinjiang's catch-up article. Haokaisen [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] [Spreading Flowers] School is about to start, so I may not be able to be the first. The time was spent sending flowers to the teacher [crying] but the teacher insisted on writing Oh, we will always follow you (PS I would like to ask if Honghong's positioning is positive. If there will be spoilers, just treat it as if I didn't say it [spread flowers] [please] [please] [please] [please]
1 like2y ago
The other three world lines feel so miserable.
1 like2y ago
Congratulations to the boss for reaching the first 100-chapter achievement [Spreading Flowers][Spreading Flowers]
1 like2y ago
That's great, show off the flowers?, Keep up the good work, don't give up q? A? Q
2y ago
Wife, can you write more? Wife [make me healthy]
1y ago
Hanako Cat, I need a Hanako Cat too! ! !
10mo ago
Catching a bug with your eyes as wide as an egg is not very good.
9mo ago
Tsk tsk, are you committing a crime by imitation?
2y ago
Rouse, I beg you for the next chapter, I have been thinking about it [crying] [crying]
2y ago
I'm here to eat chicken blood from Kavin (Lese Smoking jpg)
2y ago
The Queen Mother said "I", did this happen in the Song Dynasty? It's the first time I've seen it. It's a bit like a traditional time-travel novel. Well, it's quite surprising. Although it's a bit cliché, it's a classic. I'm looking forward to it~
2y ago
Just this Xiaoma literature, so cool! ! !
10mo ago
Happy September! Expect
1y ago

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