(It's not the fourth natural disaster!! This is not the fourth natural disaster!!!! If you don't want to eat this, don't click in and tell me you don't want to eat it. Please be polite online. Thank you [bow])
"On the Clouds" is a holographic martial arts game. During the internal beta, Yi Huai achieved a very high reputation and status. Unfortunately, after the public beta, he was busy and unable to participate. The game company felt deeply regretful and finally retained all the data of the game account for Yi Huai in the public beta server with Yi Huai's consent. However, three months after the public beta, Yi Huai time-traveled into "Qingyun".
The NPC in the tea shop was talking about Yan Yige, the best player in the world.
Yi Huai: "..." Huh? Why does it sound so familiar? Isn't this my game ID?
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Everyone in the world knows that Yan Yige is a unpredictable person who is extremely difficult to please; players also all know that Yan Yige is someone who cannot be favored by anyone in the NPC favorability system.
Until an NPC suddenly appeared in the game selling Yan Yige's strategies. Some players tried it, and finally got the answer from the famous mute NPC Yan Yige: "Who told you?"
So that night, Yi Huai was blocked in a small corner by his game account. He took off his mask, revealing a face that was exactly like his own, and said in a cool tone: "Teach others how to defeat yourself?"
Yi Huai: "..." Longevity! Why is he self-aware? !
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Yan Yige knows very well what kind of existence he is. His name is not Yan Yige, his name is Yi Huai, and he is a player of "Qingyun", but he doesn't know why he is trapped in "Qingyun" and cannot log out.
Until he saw another Yi Huai appear in "On the Blue Clouds", it turned out that he was the other Yi Huai. That Yi Huai who is not offline.
Then... Yi Huai can stay here forever.
He will build himself a golden house, and as long as he stays here, he can give him anything.
As for why.
That is of course because he is selfish and has always only loved himself.
Screenshot of the copy on 2023/07/13
ps: You can cut your legs if you don't like them, but don't hurt them! Narcissus! What a narcissus! Narcissus means falling in love with yourself. Except for the difference in height, body shape and physical fitness, this one is exactly the same! Face, soul, voice preferences are all the same! Would you be polite if you don't take this bite? Don't click in and tell me you don't want to eat anymore.
The column has been completed. Narcissus "The whole world will regard me as king". If you are interested, you can take a look~
The column also includes Narcissus pre-collections "Still a Narcissus Article" and "My Lover Is Myself". You can also take a look at qwq
The cover is thanks to my friend @ for the layout (Little Bear Dancing. Jpg)
Recommend this light novel "I Just Want to Be Ordinary People"
Wu Wenbie has been surrounded by mental illness since he was a child, so he has a dream to study in an ordinary university with an ordinary major. However, due to his background, he still majored in folklore in college.
But it doesn't matter! As long as the students are ordinary!
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But after a long time, Wu Wenbu discovered that there was something wrong with his roommate.
For example, the principal of the dormitory, who is always praised by his classmates for having a face full of divinity and loving eyes, like an angel on earth, always likes to cosplay with demons in the dormitory. He would sit on the balcony in the middle of the night while carrying a bone wing so big that the curtains would be retracted on the spot, sighing melancholy: "I hate angels the most."
For example, the second child, who is always praised by his classmates as "a typical handsome guy with dark skin and muscles, like a cheetah galloping on the grassland", would soak in an empty swimming pool late at night, cosplaying as a mermaid. The dazzling fish tail he bought from somewhere shines with colorful light, eclipsing the neon lights in the swimming pool: "I will really die without water."
For example, the third child in the dance department, who is always praised as having "the most beautiful waist in the world and the most charming girl in the world", would sit cross-legged on the bed decorated like a shrine late at night, open the paper balls one by one and say: "There are many people who made wishes to me today."
Wu Wenbie fell into deep thought and accepted the invitation from Zhuang Yu, an ordinary person who seemed to be just too handsome, and started to live together with him.
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So after a long time——
Wu Wenbie pushed away Zhuang Yu who started to bite him after kissing him for who knows how many times: "Zhuang Yu, please put on the bite stopper for me!!!"
Recommend Dan Xiaobing Bi's "That Man"
Shan Xian took a very special part-time job, which was highly paid but risky. He was to talk to and enlighten a man with mental illness and violent tendencies.
Shan Xian opened the door of the villa nervously, and what he saw was not a dirty patient, but a gentle and elegant man who had tidied himself up, with his nails cut to the point of showing the flesh.
Then he accidentally fell into a trap.
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Shan Xian knew that You Ye was dangerous and that he hid many secrets, but he did not expect that You Ye's biggest secret was that the name of his sweetheart who he had endured tens of thousands of electric shocks in the rehabilitation center was him.
Because he liked him, the crazy evil dragon bit off his claws, polished his fangs, and stood in front of him carefully wearing human skin.
He is really mentally ill, crazy and paranoid, but he is great at acting. He is sensitive but loves to act stupid. He is a dog training genius
Intention: The world is vast and everyone has their own place to go.