This is the Foshan City Public Security Bureau. Welcome to call the Wishing Office.
Do you have a wish? Do you want your wish to come true?
Dear citizen friends, don't be anxious, calm down your emotions, and state your demands slowly.
OK, the Wishing Office has registered your application into the system. Please bring relevant valid certificates for subsequent procedures.
What? What proofs are required?
Just a normal proof.
Your latest birthday cake coupon, the ticket stub for burning incense and worshiping Buddha at the temple, the crumpled case sheet and surgery commitment letter from the hospital, or the tears when your child said goodbye to you——
What? No, no, we are not liars. This is the Nongguang City Public Security Bureau.
Citizen friends, you are joking, how can there be gods in this world? We must believe in science!
Please remember, it is science that makes our wishes come true!
This is the Wishing Office and we look forward to meeting your wishes; thank you for your call and wish your wishes come true soon.
Welcome next call~
Intention: Your god is always yourself.