"Don't Pick Up Your Wife in the Crematorium" Brothers Chapter
Bits and pieces of short stories to decompress cookies
Lin Qi broke up with Yu Yao.
The two of them went home for New Year's Eve dinner and sat at the same table. There was no eye contact the whole time. They were so indifferent, like a pair of strangers.
The sister-in-law didn't mind the fuss, holding a cigarette in her mouth and whispering to the two elder brothers: "It's definitely decided, do you want to bet or not? The loser will be the next one tonight."
Lin Qi: "..."
Don't think of me as a part of your play?
Yu Yao had a cold face as if she was owed eight million. After eating, she took her coat and was about to go out. Lin Qi subconsciously asked, "Where are you going?"
Yu Yao (cold and rebellious): "Don't worry."
Sister-in-law (getting excited): "Win!"
Big brother (disaster fell from the sky): "?"
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At two o'clock in the middle of the night, the dog hadn't come home yet. Lin Qi tossed and turned in bed and couldn't sleep. Finally, he couldn't help but call him and frowned: "Come back."
Yu Yao sneered: "Who are you? Why do you care about me?"
Lin Qi: "I am your brother."
Yu Yao couldn't help but asked: "What brother, your ex-husband's brother?"
The winter night in the southern city was filled with mist. Yu Yao leaned against the street lamp with a bottle of wine in his hand, and his shadow was illuminated into a thin sheet.
Lin Qi laughed angrily: "If you dare to speak to me in this tone again, see if I can beat you to death like I did when I was a child."
The phone was quiet for a while, and you could only hear the occasional sound of firecrackers from Yu Yao's side.
Lin Qi ran out of patience and was about to say the last harsh words. The sound of suppressed breathing came from the microphone, thin and weak, as if someone was crying.
"..." His arrogance dimmed, and Lin Qi's voice was an octave weak, "I'm not really mean to you. I'm convinced. Why are you crying?"
The sobbing became more and more obvious, and Lin Qi began to panic: "Stop fucking crying, just stand there and don't move. I'll pick you up."
"You're going to divorce me, why do you care what I do?" Yu Yao's voice was trembling, and she sneered again, "I'm at the river, about to jump in."
"? Don't go crazy." Lin Qi jumped up from the bed, threw on his clothes and rushed to the door, "Why don't I divorce you? I really can't divorce you!"
The actor Yu Yao, who was two blocks away from the river, slowly straightened up from the street lamp pole, dusted himself off, and calmly took a sip of beer.
Yu Yao: "That's okay."
Reading guide:
1v1, double clean, under the year
Amateur Green Tea Oscar x has a bad temper but is super easy to cheat
Gong is a child adopted by the family. He is not related by blood and is not in the same household registration book.
Purpose: Stay honest