There was a sweetheart on the ninth day of the lunar month. When they were young, their parents joked that they would have a baby to marry.
Chujiu sternly refused: "We are good brothers!"
Zhuma: "Yeah."
Later, they went to school, graduated, worked and even lived together together, and their parents' eyes gradually became ambiguous.
Chujiu spoke righteously: "We are straight men! This is how good brothers are, do you understand?"
Zhuma: "... Yeah."
Until something happened on the ninth day of the lunar month, Zhu Ma, who had always been calm and self-possessed, broke down and signed a critical illness notice, wishing she could die with him.
Everyone looked at the young couple who were separated from each other with pity.
Realizing that he had been misunderstood, the dying Chujiu sat up in shock from his dying illness. Before he died, he did not forget to shout: "What are you looking at... We... Are... Brothers!!!"
Zhuma: "..."
Relatives and friends: "..." After this guy was pushed into the crematorium, his whole body was burned to powder, but his mouth was still hard.
Chujiu firmly believes that although they grew up hand in hand and have been inseparable for decades, they are still good straight brothers.
Until he was reborn, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he met his sweetheart again at the live broadcast of the baby variety show.
It was normal at first, but as time went by, he discovered that barrages slowly appeared on the head of the usually handsome and cold-hearted Flower of the High Mountain.
[Hold it, don't show your tentacles.
[Tentacle+1+1+1+1]
Ninety-nine cute, miss the sun.
Chujiu:! ! !
What the hell are you talking about about the straight guy? My sweetheart is a monster and thinks about my butt every day! !
Tags for this article: Variety show live broadcast, bamboo horse development, extraterrestrial tentacles, the flower of the high mountain, Meng Sao Gong and his silly, iron-faced, straight boy
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Purpose: Any problems should be communicated in a timely manner to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings
