Mu Yunge is a notorious demon. Rumor has it that she kills people and sets fires for fun. She cuts elixirs and seizes treasures just because she has never seen them. She cuts out other people's heart blood and makes tea and thinks it tastes bad. She is full of evil, and everyone from a well-known and upright family can get it and kill her.
Despite such a bad reputation, she still played around in the world, running rampant and tyrannical for hundreds of years, and no one killed her.
Mu Yunge simply grabbed a talisman cultivator to divine for herself, but it turned out that the little Taoist priest was not good at calculating marriages, so he calculated with trepidation for a long time and figured out that she was destined to have no children and no grandchildren, and to marry three times.
Mu Yunge laughed as soon as he heard it.
It's believable to cut off children and grandchildren. She doesn't like men at all. As for marrying three times...
I haven't seen anyone who dares to be a Taoist couple with her. Aren't you afraid that she will try to kill his wife to achieve Taoism?
However, unexpectedly, when I went out, I met a confused little sword cultivator. He recognized the wrong person and rushed to become his disciple. He couldn't even drive him away.
The journey was long, and Mu Yunge didn't know how to pass the time. Seeing that this little girl was sincere, he simply mistook her for a cheap master.
I just didn't expect that this traitor was holding back his bad intentions. He obviously had a lot of cultivation, but he insisted on pretending to be a stupid fool who knew nothing.
Mu Yunge asked her why she wanted to bring Yi Toushi.
Suijian's face was hot: "Because it is said in the script that to become a Taoist couple, you must first worship the master. I really... Have admired the master for a long time..."
Mu Yunge smiled, thinking that this little thing was talking about the sudden glance that disturbed her heart, but in fact, he couldn't even recognize what his sweetheart looked like. If he called Mu Yunge's face the name of her sworn enemy, then don't blame her for lying to her and then ruthlessly abandoning him.
However, unexpectedly, Mu Yunge, who boasted of living among thousands of flowers, actually capsized in the gutter. Not only did he capsize, he also capsized on the same person three times in a row.
1
Suijian picked up a bird egg on the roadside that had absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. He had to carry the treasure in his arms every day. Mu Yunge didn't like her poor appearance, so he pressed her on the couch and rubbed her ears and temples together, deliberately teasing her.
Mu Yunge: "You nourish this egg with your spiritual energy. Maybe one day the spiritual fetus inside will break out of the egg, and you will give birth to a child for me."
Sui Jian: Blushing, rejecting, denying, holding the balls tightly.
2
On the day when the Three Realms joined forces to defeat the Demon Realm, Sui Jian rushed to the front with his sword and his eyes became red.
Outside the door of the Demon Lord's chamber, Suijian heard a childish voice inside asking: "Mother, the formation is broken and our home is gone. What should we do?"
The person who made her think about her day and night and wish she could eat his meat alive said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, their leader has an old acquaintance with me. He worshiped Heaven and Earth two hundred years ago. When you see her, you will call her mother."
Sui Jian kicked the door open and strode in. Two people, one large and one small, looked up at her.
Demon Lord's eyes flashed: "My lady~"
The little girl with a bunch of yellow and green feathers on her head followed: "Madam."
The Demon Lord poked her, and the little girl immediately changed her words: "Mom."
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1. The evil old immortal x the honest little pitiful one
2. Bullying honest people will definitely lead to retribution
3. Reverse dribbling and running literature
4. No children, but a daughter; married three times, but with the same person
Mission: Unity, friendship, and progress together