Diary of Madness of Senior Sister

Reading guide: 1. I'm going crazy in Carvin Next Door. This is the product of madness. The content is extremely ridiculous. It will be updated when inspiration comes from madness. 2. The author's mental state is not normal, but don't be afraid, dear readers, the author does not bite people. 3. The full text is in the first person. Dressed as a vicious female supporting character in a group favorite novel, I looked at these crazy love brains and shook my head. Isn't cultivating to become an immortal better than falling in love? Do you have to fight to fall in love with Master? Yes, in the novel I read, Tuan Chong is a man, and he is a man who is liked by men, women, old and young. Who is he? He is my direct master - Qingfeng Xianzun. All juniors, juniors, sisters, elders, and masters all had a soft spot for him. I took a deep breath to avoid being thrown off by this outrageous plot. As a sunflower among pomegranate flowers, I study hard and make progress every day, working hard to become an immortal. But those who are capable in the sect work hard. As the only sober person, I deal with the affairs of the sect conscientiously during the day and practice diligently at night. I thought I could get through it. It would just be a short period of hundreds of millions of years. A small problem would be over if I endured it. (Gritting teeth) But looking at me working hard and cultivating, and those fools following my master every day to be attentive and giggling, I finally couldn't stand it anymore. I want to explode! Ma De throws all the work to me. Do you really think that I am an old cow in the field who will never stop working? Seeing how obsessed they were with Master, who was willing to do whatever they wanted with just a flick of his finger, I smiled evilly and came up with a wicked idea. * "Disciple, don't come over here!" Master shrank into the corner with tears in his eyes. I pinched the Immortal Locking Rope in my hand and smiled. After throwing the tied Master into the main hall, those love-minded people finally woke up and looked at the Master with distressed eyes. "Senior Sister! If you are angry at me, come at me, but don't touch a hair on my body!" The person who said this spoke righteously. I gently passed by with a knife in my eye. The disciple immediately knelt on his knees and cried bitterly. "Sister, if you have any dissatisfaction, come to me. Just hit me. Don't hit Master. Please." I said indifferently: "It's just a matter of convenience." The disciple was so angry that he fainted to the ground. Looking at the flustered and noisy crowd below, as a senior sister, I naturally wanted to rectify the unhealthy tendencies of this novel and throw out my newly formulated sect rules loudly. "From now on, Master will be handed over to me for safekeeping, and you all have to exchange the value of your labor for the opportunity to get along with Master!" "After cleaning and feeding a hundred spiritual beasts, you can enjoy the scenery with Master." "Go down the mountain to solve the problem of the villagers being troubled by the demon world. You can eat at the same table with the master." "The disciple who ranks first in cultivation every month can move to the master's courtyard and live next to him for a month." "If the total number of demons you kill reaches one hundred, you can hold hands with Master for ten hours!" "Ahhhhh! I want to hold hands with Master!" "I want to live in the same courtyard with Master, and admire Master's heroic posture every day as he practices swordsmanship!" Before I could finish speaking, the crowd became a bustle, and the previous dissatisfied and serious atmosphere completely dissipated. "There are still many rules that you can read carefully. I, Rong Yue, swear here that these rules will always be valid!" "Senior sister is mighty! Senior sister is mighty! Senior sister is mighty!" The master who was tied up behind him looked confused and raised his hands tremblingly: "Um, have any of you asked me for my opinion?" I turned around and smiled and shook my index finger: "That's not important." * It is rumored that the cultivation sect is in ruins. The monsters and demons who wanted to go to the human world to cause trouble were beaten from the human world to their hometown halfway? If it weren't for the Demon King and the Demon King's action, I'm afraid both the demon world and the demon world would be annihilated by those monks. Seeing that the monks' eyes were bloodshot and they wanted to fight and kill me when they saw that they were extremely excited, the demons and monsters hid and cried loudly. "No, who is the bad guy? The rumors who told you are not consistent with reality at all. Rumors really do harm people!" "Hero, spare your life, hero, spare your life, don't kick me in the face!" * Looking at the market research and the development situation of Qixing Valley submitted below, I nodded with satisfaction, my eyes full of ambition. "Not bad, we have accomplished this in just a few months! I believe that within half a year, the monsters and demons will surrender at our feet!" "Hahahahahaha, hahahahaha." The disciple knelt down and couldn't hide his excitement: "Senior Sister is mighty! The Seven Star Sect is mighty!" The master behind him said weakly: "Yue'er, isn't your dream to become an immortal?" I frowned in confusion: "Becoming an immortal? What is becoming an immortal? Does becoming an immortal have the pleasure of unifying the three realms?" The disciple shook his head: "No! No! No!" Qingfeng Xianzun twitched the corner of his mouth and smiled very reluctantly: Sometimes I am really powerless as a master, and a good sect is turned into a crooked sect. Purpose: If you don't lead a team, you will have to work until death.