"About how I tamed a wild photographer with dessert"
On the first day Lu Qingyu moved to Qingya Bay, he discovered that there was a walking "keep away from strangers" sign next door - Shen Chaosheng, a photographer with a camera in his left hand and the word "Go" written on his right hand. His daily activities included frowning at the waves, sneering at the coffee machine, and firing death rays at anyone who tried to strike up a conversation (including but not limited to neighbors, vendors, and passing seagulls).
But who is Lu Qingyu? He is a tetrachromatic person who can use his eyes to analyze ultraviolet, infrared, and human psychological shadow areas! He keenly discovered:
1. Shen Chaosheng's "coldness" is purely due to his acting skills - because every time Lu Qingyu passes by with a blueberry scone, this cool guy's pupils will dilate uncontrollably.
2. His writing of the word "gun" is not firm enough - the last stroke always floats subtly in the direction of Lu Qingyu's house.
3. He secretly keeps cats - his black jacket is covered in cat hair, and the only tortoiseshell cat in Qingya Bay has gained three pounds recently.
Therefore, Lu Qingyu formulated a "scientific trapping plan":
Stage 1: Feeding
Every day, during the best lighting period for Shen Chaosheng to shoot, he "accidentally" passed by with a blueberry pie, and "accidentally" dropped a piece in front of his lens.
(Experimental result: Shen Chaosheng picked it up and threw it away without expression, but secretly took a bite and gained two kilograms in a week.)
Stage 2: Confrontation
Pretending to repair water pipes, borrowing tools, and even "accidentally" hanging underwear in the other party's yard, just to observe the exact color of the flushed ears.
Stage Three: Straight Ball
When Shen Chaosheng peeked at him for the 17th time, he handed him a note: "If you keep staring at him, I will charge a fee."
Chen Chaosheng sneered: "How much?"
Lu Qingyu smiled: "A kiss, or your cat."
——In the end, the cold photographer compromised, and the tortoiseshell cat returned to Lu Qingyu, while Shen Chaosheng... Returned to Lu Qingyu's blueberry pie.
(Warm reminder: This book is also called "About How I Tamed a Wild Photographer with Dessert" and "On the Strategic Value of Sea Salt Caramel in Love")
? One sentence introduction:
"He analyzes the spectrum with his eyes and I analyze him with the blueberries – it's very scientific."
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Intention: Born toward the sun