Captain, Your Vest Has Fallen Off Again [Esports]

Zhuang Yao, who was so idle during the summer vacation, joined a play club. "No, is your club serious?" Zhuang Yao watched the club's only employee fall into silence as he spoke to the sponsor's father, his husband, and his brother. After several days of social training, Zhuang Yao decided to do as the Romans do. "Husband, do you want m4?" Zhuang Yao stood in front of the sponsor's father and danced meow. Shen Mo's temples were pounding, and he endured it again and again, and picked up the fully equipped M4 from the ground. Zhuang Yao adheres to the tenet that customers are God and calls for more diligence. "Husband, do you want four times the price?" "Husband, do you want the silencer as well?" Shen Mo deceived people into trying out at GT for the purpose of being a coach. Shen Mo endured the humiliation and endured the heavy burden. Zhuang Yao finally decided to go to GT for a trial training. On the day of the trial training, GT captain Shen Mo was sitting alone on the sofa in the lobby. Zhuang Yao greeted politely: "Hello, Mo Shen." Seeing the child's obedient look, Shen Mo couldn't help but joke, "Why don't you call me husband?" Zhuang Yao was stunned for a moment, then realized what he was doing and wanted to turn around and leave. No, someone will tell him why his father, the sponsor of the summer vacation, became the GT captain! Zhuang Yao: I'm sorry, captain, I'm straight Shen Mo: I'm not interested in men either. Zhuang Yao was parachuted into the starting lineup. He had no honors, no records, and no fans. He was scolded by online trolls for three days and three nights, and was comforted by a new fan sister all night long. The popularity of Zhuang Yao's live broadcast room was sluggish, and an airborne boss angrily threw ten luxurious gifts. Zhuang Yao struggled for a long time before knocking on the captain's door, "Well, captain, your vest has fallen off again." Shen Mo hurriedly put on a bath towel and came out to open the door, with a dark face, "That's it?" Zhuang Yao was confused, what else should he say? ? ? ———— This article focuses on emotional flow, with less description of competition. The game settings refer to pubg and peace elite. All team and player names in this article have nothing to do with reality. Any similarity is purely coincidental. Please do not delve into details if they differ greatly from reality. Shuangjie, he, cookie —————————— Pre-receipt: "Daddy, I'm a Professional" Duan Yunshan is a self-proclaimed professional "certified Taoist priest". On the first day he received his certificate, his senior brother told him that he would have no wife or children in his life. Duan Yunshan: What nonsense, my fate is up to me! Xie Le'an is known to outsiders as the proud son of heaven, and he is "someone else's child" who wants to be the best at everything. Xie Lean was taken into a new online game by his cousin. Don't know how to play? It doesn't matter! He checked information all night long to make a strategy. On the third day after the server was launched, Xie Lean ranked first in the server. One day, Xie Le'an was hanging up his phone at the bridge when a beggar suddenly prostrated himself under his skirt and said, "Boss, I will count on your fingers that you will have a happy event today." Xie Le'an: "... Are you accurate?" Beggar: "Yes, no, no money! I have a Taoist certificate! Accept me, boss, and your luck will be behind you!" Xie Le'an didn't want to pay attention to this person. Just when he was about to use Qinggong to fly away, he saw a circle of pale golden control talismans surrounding his body. It happened several times, and it happened again and again. Xie Le'an couldn't move, so he had no choice but to add this magic stick as a friend. So, Duan Yunshan happily hugged the thigh of the number one boss in this server. Unexpectedly, this leg was so huggable that he became addicted once he hugged it. In the UW basketball game, Xie Le'an's shots were dunked time and again by a boy from the civil engineering department. That boy was taller than him, had a handsome face, and had better football skills than him. Xie Lean took note of it. The day Duan Yunshan decided to confess his love, he specifically chose the bridge where the two met for the first time. Duan Yunshan: "Boss, let me do the math. We are destined to be together. You are strict, and I am casual and Buddhist. You are cold and picky, and I am enthusiastic and informal. You are 179, and I am 189. We complement each other. Boss, would you consider taking me in?" Xie Le'an felt that these words sounded familiar. He was a little flustered, but he still pretended to be calm: "Wrong, I am 179.3." Just as he was about to lift his legs and fly away, another circle of pale golden talismans appeared on his body. Duan Yunshan: Nothing but familiarity. 1. The game settings refer to Nishuihan, which is a traditional keyboard online game text. 2. Strong, sweet text, with some campus plots 3. Xiao Shen Gu x Xiao Zheng Jing Intention: How will you know if you don't try?