Ming Fuqing was originally the emperor of Wu Kingdom, but he passed out late one night. When he woke up, he found that this was a strange place with lights that blinded his 300-degree myopia. He was sitting on a crooked old sycamore tree.
His majesty, who was afraid of heights and arrogant, turned green in the face and roared so furiously: "General Yun, protect me!!"
Yunya passed by slowly on his bicycle, and almost fell off the bicycle and fell to the ground: "?"
While His Majesty was furious, he was grasping at straws that made him furious: "General Yun, you came too late to save me. You should have been punished with beheading. However, I am tolerant and will save you from death now that I am safe and sound."
Yunya: "..."
Yunya started out as a 25-year-old positive and outstanding young man in the new socialist era. He worked hard to make money on his own. With a high-paying job carrying bricks at a construction site, three years later, he finally successfully spent a huge amount of money to buy a small shabby yard in the corner of the street.
However, meeting this actor made his already poor life even worse.
The price of chicken has increased these days, so Yunya raised a circle of chickens in the backyard. Ming Fuqing, who had been on a vegetarian diet for several days, was squatting by the railing like a wolf and a tiger, as if he was selecting a lucky chicken from a group of chickens huddled and shivering.
Yun Ya couldn't help but laugh and cry. She handed him a bottle of Coke and gave him an ice cream.
His Majesty raised the Coke and asked, "What is this?"
"Your Majesty, it's Coke."
"Coke? Drinking it can make you happy?"
"... Yes, Your Majesty is right..."
His Majesty raised the ice cream again: "What is this?"
"Your Majesty, it's ice cream."
"Qilin?! That's an ancient mythical beast. If you eat it, you will be punished by God." Then he bit off half of it elegantly and gracefully.
Yunya didn't want to talk.
Intention: Who can pretend to be better than whom?