Shao Tang didn't expect that he just went to a coffee shop to sit for a while because of a dream he couldn't remember the content of, and ended up entering a strange and bizarre world.
"This is the world of dreams. No one can tell what will happen in the world of dreams."
The task of every dreamer is to find the creator of the dream and interpret it for them.
Shao Tang was seriously afraid of the weird campus rules, but he dared to go to the toilet alone.
Shao Tang was seriously afraid of the bloody bells in the temple, but he dared to knock the wooden fish alone.
Shao Tang was seriously afraid of the horrific funeral scene, but he dared to lift the coffin alone.
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Bai Song: "Shall I accompany you to the toilet?"
Shao Tang: "No need, just hold it back."
Bai Song: "Shall I accompany you to guard the gods?"
Shao Tang: "It's okay. I knocked on the wooden fish. Buddha will bless me."
Bai Song: "Shall I accompany you to the wake?"
Shao Tang: "There's no need for me to lift the coffin, there's no one inside."
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Whenever Bai Song wants to protect his beautiful wife who is the most beautiful woman in the world, she will always give him some unexpected surprises.
Bai Song: Where is the delicate wife who promised to hide in his arms in fear when she sees a ghost?
(Shao Tang: Aren't people seriously afraid?)
It doesn't matter. If the mountain doesn't come, I'll go. I'll go and go to the mountain. Bai Song had a standard smile on his lips. Who hasn't fought tooth and nail to chase his wife?
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Shao Tang: "Don't go to the toilet."
Bai Song: "I'm scared. Come with me and let's compete."
Shao Tang: "Don't go to guard the gods."
Bai Song: "I just touched God's butt. I'm afraid God will hate me. Please accompany me to apologize to God."
Shao Tang: "I won't go to the vigil."
Bai Song: "I secretly ate the deceased's tribute, and I was afraid that he would come to me. Please go and have a sleep with me."
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I like to create characters for myself, but I can't maintain any of them. The rich and handsome handsome guy with Schrödinger's courage can't be a cool guy, and the dedicated and affectionate slut who can be soft or hard (bushi).
Ps: Copywriting is dead and text is alive. Some small details in the text may change, but there won't be much change.
Purpose: Run in both directions to save the world