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Yan Xu is an unlucky mountain god trapped in a cycle.
After the eighteenth round was restarted because he was hated by others, he chose between going crazy and lying flat, and chose to go steadily crazy.
No matter how many times the system begged him, he would always say: Oh, thank you for the invitation. This scoundrel is not suitable. I choose to go home and grow sweet potatoes.
The system agreed on the surface, but on the inside it was screaming like crazy: No!
The system has learned from the pain and decided to gamble tens of billions of net worth this time to directly ****, with full levels of affinity, two-way mind reading, and absolute attraction, it won't believe it anymore! Isn't this popular?
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Three days later, Yan Xu followed the steps, chose a silly variety show far away in the mountains and forests, and returned to his hometown of Nanzhen to retire.
When I met the director, I inevitably felt a little pity: "This show is very good, but it's a pity that I didn't get the guest bonus..."
The director who heard his voice was shocked on the spot and switched from recording to live broadcasting. Sure enough, he became famous overnight and became famous overnight. The director burst into tears of gratitude and gave him two million in his credit card and left a message as a bonus, wishing this good man a safe life.
After the program aired, Yan Xu, who was promoted on the spot because he had a complete storyline:?
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An audition scene for a well-known IP after being promoted.
Yan Xu, who was hiding in the back row and slurping milk tea openly, shook his head secretly as he looked at an investor on the stage who was proud of having assembled his ideal team. "It's a big deal, but one of the two leading actors was banned on the spot for tax evasion, and the other is a time management guru who was even searched for by his male sister-in-law because of his efforts."
The investor turned around and checked, and it was true.
While feeling frustrated and happy at the same time, I didn't forget to promote my savior: "You will be the director!"
Yan Xu, who was originally just here to make up the numbers, but was promoted to assistant casting director:? ? ?
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Under the system's behind-the-scenes operation, Yan Xu, who made a big splash in the industry, became a well-received guest of many investors.
There was nothing he could do about it, who allowed him to revitalize n variety shows, magazines, TV series, and TV series, achieving an astonishing seven hits in a row!
There are even wealthy businessmen from Guangdong and Guangxi who spend 80 million, just asking Yan Xu to start a monthly subscription service and come to touch their star-chasing money tree.
Of course, it's not like there's no objection, just like now.
Yan Xu was blocked at the airport, and the other party issued a challenge in front of a large crowd of people, asking him to get out of the entertainment industry overnight.
Yan Xu, who just wanted to be an ordinary person, but was forced to become red and purple, and his flower planting and pension plan was declared bankrupt, suddenly his eyes lit up: Is there such a good thing?
Unexpectedly, before he could speak, the fans and major investors waiting on the side screamed: No! !
Highlights from the front row: Su, the male protagonist, has huge golden fingers and is a real heartthrob! ! He is an INFP, but he is not beautiful, strong and miserable, he is hard-hearted and has double standards, he is chaotic and neutral, and he is a big-headed moth who is occasionally lawful.
And, the end of the universe is Kaogong.
Note: Because I have been sick for the past two months, this is a humorous article written specifically to relax my mood. I may lose my logic in the middle of it~ I hope everyone can enjoy reading it, thank you everyone! Refill!
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Introduction: As long as I am lucky enough, I will be the father of all dog bets.
As a European emperor, Yanxu felt a little unlucky recently, probably because he was forced into trouble by the so-called SSS + card drawing system.
This system is awesome.
What about a randomly dropped person with the ability to read minds within a radius of 50 meters? What about being able to make cultural relics speak? What about identifying friends and foes within two thousand square meters and accurately positioning them.
It's a pity that this system comes out of the factory right after it comes out. Even though there are thousands of skills in the database, the skill tree can only be lit up by random roll points 24 hours a day.
Although as the system upgrades, the host will become stronger and stronger, and the cooling time will become shorter and shorter. Correspondingly, the price to be paid will become higher and higher.
After all, there is no free lunch.
Osteoporosis, broken legs, blindness, and failure of the five senses are considered minor cases. In more serious cases, a person may suffer a sudden stroke and become an idiot.
Forget it, he actually still wants to charge +NT+kpi every day? ? ? If you fail, you will have to broadcast your private life to the whole world 24 hours a day?
Banquet:? ? ?
Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? Who doesn't know how to do cool things?
There are 100,000 questions to answer in half an hour. There is no limit to the number of people, right?
He immediately dialed 110 and handed himself over to the state.
Yan Xu turned to the system with a smile: My friend, you know nothing about the power of modern science.
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Recently, many major events have happened in the country.
First, unsolved cases across the country were suddenly announced, and supernatural incidents occurred frequently.
Immediately afterwards, the cultural relics in museums from various countries suddenly spoke loudly and asked to be sent home.
After that, the harmful substances emitted by various countries suddenly returned to wherever they came from, causing radiation to pour back and mutate the entire population.
Just when the atmosphere was getting tense, the terrifying live broadcast room from the high-level interface finally descended on the earth.
The secret military base had just been revealed in a vague way, and the countries that were gathering strength were caught off guard for a moment. Only China remained intact, and even took the lead and stood at the top of the pyramid.
And all of this is related to the banquet of an ordinary male college student in the Chinese Department.
He was carrying an Ak48 and stood on the top of the tower in boredom, shaking his head, "Tsk, there's not a single one I can hit."
As for the system, doubts are being raised online.
System:? ? ? ?
What if you promised to kill hundreds of people in two hours?
Fuck, what are you doing leaving Macabaka alone? Did you tell me earlier about the moba mobile game you play?
The system was extremely reluctant at first and refused to cooperate.
After a while, I realized that the system where unity is strength is really great.
It decided to open up the pattern a little bit. After all, it's just a matter of harvesting one person's wool, and it's also a matter of harvesting the wool of millions of people. What's wrong with being called a savior system? Who can't deal with the boundless energy points?
Goodbye Lord God, my Cthulhu running team - Dice of Carnival, will be renamed Savior from today hahahahaha!
# Woliu hand over the power of science and technology.
#On the development history of Ouhuanglong Aotian, do you know what it means to be a real small town problem solver!
#A detailed outline will be made before writing! Try to avoid being too logical, and the persona is a European emperor who is always successful in roll, a male college student from the Chinese department with a lot of buffs!
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Introduction: An ordinary heartthrob
Qi Ji is a novelist who digs holes but never fills them, and loves unfinished work.
So one day, all his villains rebelled collectively.
Qi Ji was sent to the many small worlds he wrote to clean up the mess.
But he had no regrets: I have stopped writing, why can't they beat Long Aotian? Don't blame the author for your own failure.
Punishment system:? ?
Villains: If you are good at it, go ahead and do it yourself!
Qi Ji really fell in love, and the ending was the same as his name.
No.1 The Capitalist Who Is No More Black-hearted
#strategic·zealous shuttle/ha·heart-blonde capitalist
You are the founder of a well-known game development company in the industry, but your research and development has been hit hard recently. Your market share has been completely beaten by the male protagonist Long Aotian. You also lost to your old enemy by one point in the crucial bidding meeting. You are about to face bankruptcy and liquidation. You still need to earn 10 billion in three months!
Qi Ji succeeded in becoming the leader in the industry by relying on the three-step relay of B-game, moba competition, and homotopic holographic training app. The company's turnover exceeded 100 million in a single day. In the end, Long Aotian, who was poached as a polished commander, had no choice but to work in his company.
#What about the talented Long Aotian? Haven't you heard that the author's IQ determines the protagonist's IQ?
No.2 Sorry, if you have a face, you can do anything"
# aloof but playing rock and roll·Leader of the cover band
Before the show started, you were a high-profile future star in the idol world. However, because of your sudden rise as The Chosen One and your suspicion of school bullying, you were criticized on trending searches by viewers who hated you, and they angrily told the fans to get out of the entertainment industry.
But Qi Ji broke through the siege with his own composition composed by bass, and every time he appeared during the competition, he attracted a lot of traffic with his good looks.
He said, I want to stand high because I want to be seen by you who like me.
Three months after his C-position debut, he has become popular all over Asia.
Later, the vindication recording accidentally leaked, and fans angrily criticized the dog company that was holding it back. If you don't have diamonds, don't take the porcelain job.
#The most terrifying thing in the world is the talented and handsome Juan Wang who is also hard-working.
No.3 The Crazy Sociopathic Scientist in the Apocalypse"
#fleshbitterweak·mechanism·ascetic and indifferent scientist
After the revelation, you are facing strong accusations from the Security Council. The Shuguang Team, headed by Long Aotian, has submitted a complete set of logical links for you to use major bases as experimental sites. Being labeled a Blue Star criminal, you are about to face the torture of being torn apart by a car.
But Qi Ji returned to the respected position of chief scientist with three words. The top brass of major bases rushed to bow their noble heads, and they all followed your lead. Your words are what all people want.
#In the face of absolute interests, even if we were mortal enemies yesterday, we can still make peace today.
No.4
Ragnarok…
To be continued…
The villains watching the whole process:...
Who can be better than you, living dad!
Punishment system: +1, this wave of hosts is in the atmosphere.
#What a mediocre novelist, when Satan comes, you will be tattooed on your back.
# Hang forced eternity is like a long night
Intention: sunshine and positive energy
Reader comments
I have mixed feelings, now that I see the vampire knights, they only have the impression of an enemy duo...
I'm just trying to figure out that the current plot is better than the popular one in the copywriting. Why should I be in the entertainment industry after it's exploded like this? It's exploded! It's exploded!
Hahahahahahahahaha so beautiful
Signature bulingbuling shining with gold?
Tied ~ It seems pretty good so far, keep up the good work
Hahaha, it's okay to blow up three buildings.
Take great care of your body, get more rest and recover early!
Updated today? No! ! ! O(╥╥)o
Enjoy my wife's balls in the front row!
I, the cannon fodder who gets lunch in three minutes, kills people in the prequel
"Book Title: I Wear Comics and Become the Chosen One" by Fengji, ID: 8187324! Kiss, kiss, chirp, chirp!
"The activities reported in the western restaurant are a bit confusing to the author~"
Report? Let's hold it
Hey, when will you come back and update?
The heavenly boss Mountain God appears again, but the plot progress bar is a bit slow.
After reading the column, there should be protagonists from other CP articles in this variety show. I hope it won't describe them too much (put your hands together and pray).
I have mixed feelings, now that I see the vampire knights, they only have the impression of an enemy duo...
I'm just trying to figure out that the current plot is better than the popular one in the copywriting. Why should I be in the entertainment industry after it's exploded like this? It's exploded! It's exploded!
Hahahahahahahahaha so beautiful
Signature bulingbuling shining with gold?
Tied ~ It seems pretty good so far, keep up the good work
Hahaha, it's okay to blow up three buildings.
Take great care of your body, get more rest and recover early!
Updated today? No! ! ! O(╥╥)o
Enjoy my wife's balls in the front row! I, the cannon fodder who gets lunch in three minutes, kills people in the prequel "Book Title: I Wear Comics and Become the Chosen One" by Fengji, ID: 8187324! Kiss, kiss, chirp, chirp!
"The activities reported in the western restaurant are a bit confusing to the author~" Report? Let's hold it
Hey, when will you come back and update?
The heavenly boss Mountain God appears again, but the plot progress bar is a bit slow.
After reading the column, there should be protagonists from other CP articles in this variety show. I hope it won't describe them too much (put your hands together and pray).