At twelve o'clock in the night, a certain post forum was flooded with replies.
Posted by: Why did my college roommate secretly kiss me?
Floor 1: Damn it, why would you want to have a secret kiss? If you meet a perverted man, buddy, I suggest you call the police immediately.
Floor 2: Wait a minute, are you a boy or a girl?
Lou 3: Why are you all so calm? ? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Ji Jingchen took a deep breath and turned off the computer. As he breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly felt a cool touch on his shoulders.
His back suddenly went numb, and the perverted man spoke slowly from behind, with a tone that sounded like he was urging him to die: "Why did my college roommate secretly kiss me..."
It's over.
Ji Jingchen closed his eyes resignedly, waiting to be punished by this world.
Then the world spoke.
"Because I like you, I kissed you."
... Grass.
Ji Jingchen's heart was filled with countless idiots. For the first time, a good student had the idea of cursing someone. After silently reciting "I am a straight man" ten thousand times, he turned around in despair...
Wen Huai came back from drinking not long ago. The smell of alcohol on his body has not evaporated yet. Maybe it was because of his drunkenness. He was already prepared to be thrown from the balcony by the 186 top student. At this moment, he felt extremely calm -
One second, two seconds.
It's like jelly.
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The next day, Wen Huai sat up with his head heavy after a hangover and saw a note with elegant handwriting taped to his bedside:
"I couldn't help but kiss you. I'm sorry, but what you taught me the day before yesterday must learn to draw inferences."
Wen Huai laughed angrily.
Who the hell taught you to draw inferences like this? ?
Tian Cai Diao is a loser × Say "I am a straight man" three times again
Reading instructions:
1. It's just a product of pure imagination. If you scold me, you'll hang yourself.
2. Tiancai likes to pretend to be fine sometimes, but 684 supports her
3. Attack straight and bend, accept pure bend. I have talked about it several times, both places.
4. The protagonist is responsible for all pretentious behavior. If you scold Huai Chen, you can't scold me ^_^
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day
