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Huabei's epitaph is: "Idiot, get out of my life"
The sun was shining brightly that day, and the supervisor who dropped in from the relationship office had a whim and asked her to hire Mo Yan to write the year-end summary for the company.
Hua Bei: Which Mo Yan? ?
Boss: Which one else? The one who won the Nobel Prize
Boss: Just give him 200. I read online that he is indifferent to fame and fortune.
After a pupil earthquake, Huabei's fragile nerves, which had worked overtime for seven consecutive hours, finally collapsed. He raised his middle finger and died suddenly at his workstation.
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Girls who love to smile are not very lucky. The social animal's fish eyes are paired with 996's exclusive dark circles. Obviously, Huabei's luck is very bad.
Because of his outstanding social animal experience during his lifetime, Huabei was recruited by the Space-Time Management Bureau to become the World Tree Restoration System, and lived a beautiful life full of idiots.
Huabei: Book Thoughts
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-The good-for-nothing boy gets the harem system, and from then on he lies drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman, hugging her from left to right, and having a great time!
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Liang Chaohua hated people looking down on him the most in his life, so the most common thing he said after every failed confession was: "Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"
With the harem system in hand, I am about to reach the peak of my life!
His system replied to him: ^_^Dear, I guess you want to search: How to classify humanoid garbage
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-The Heavenly Soldier King System, with one order, one hundred thousand soldiers gathered: Who dares to touch my woman?
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Wang Zhi has never succeeded once in his life. Pornography, gambling and drugs are his hobbies, and competition is his specialty. In the end, his wife and children were separated, and his parents died.
Now that the King of Soldiers has returned to the throne, he raised his ruthless eyes and raised his hand to summon 100,000 soldiers to launch his bloody revenge on the world!
His system replied to him: Dear, we can only provide you with summoning services here, not after-sales service~
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Time management master receives cross-border chat room system
System: Visit a cyber brothel and get electronic flowers. I wish your life will rot and stink.
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The dark phoenix man accidentally picked up the unlimited money system
System: The child is ignorant and picks things up to play with. If you lie to your friends, don't lie to yourself.
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Purpose: Work hard for a better tomorrow for the world