Yan Yuchu grew up in a bad family, was useless and crazy, and did not want the throne at all. So when he heard that the court was going to send him to celebrate the occasion, he agreed without hesitation.
Old eunuch: "... The other party is a man."
Yan Yuchu: "Yes, yes, when will we set off?"
Old eunuch: "... It was you who married me."
Yan Yuchu: "Okay, I understand. What do I need to prepare?"
Old eunuch: "... The person you married is a general."
Yan Yuchu: "Is there any problem?"
Old eunuch: "..."
No, ancestor, you should struggle a bit!
The old emperor was actually pretty good at being an emperor, and the relationship between the emperor and his ministers was very harmonious.
The black bird here is not the black bird in traditional mythology, and the official positions and etiquette are also different (very different) from those in ancient times. After all, it is not the same world. (A work of imagination, an imaginary world)
The characters in this article have clear ideas and extremely high ability to accept new things, and there are not many normal people.
Because I didn't use my brain when I wrote this, please don't use your brain when reading it either:)
(To put it simply, it's just a silly and funny little article⊙▽⊙)
Hidden face control general attack ⅹ is lazy and crazy, and the beauty suffers (not crazy in a pathological sense, just... Possessive, relatively clear thinking, and abstract behavioral logic (ˊ?ˋ*)?)
(Updated from time to time, I write very slowly, but I will finish it while I'm alive)
Intention: The happiest thing is to show off (fake)