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Yun Sa, whose parents died when he was young, was extremely talented. He successfully climbed the ladder to immortality at the age of eighteen and became a being that everyone in the world of cultivation could not resist. Ten years later, he went too far and fell into the devil's path, becoming the target of public criticism.
But whether he was standing at the top overlooking the crowd, or falling to the bottom and struggling to break through the bottleneck, Yun Sa gritted his teeth and never forgot what his Taoist heart meant——
He wants to become an immortal, and he wants to be the only immortal who has successfully ascended in the past five hundred years.
Two hundred years later, the nine ascended thunder tribulations finally occurred, and Yun Sa finally succeeded in crushing the void, ascended to immortality, and ranked among the immortals.
I thought that good times were coming, but before Yun Sa had been a free and easy immortal for a few days, Heaven came to his door and knocked him down to the mortal world without saying a word. When he left, he coldly dropped an oracle -
The soul is incomplete, the fate of the world is not resolved, and does not meet the standards for becoming an immortal, so it is necessary to practice again.
Sanxian Yunsa, who was demoted to the mortal world again, fell from the clouds, fell to the ground and ate a mouthful of dirt. He also had to face a problem that he himself could not figure out——
No, where is my soul? !
And......... What unfinished business do I have? !
Later, Yun Sa, who was completely puzzled, discovered that the two pieces of his soul that were unfortunately chopped off by the thunderstorm had successfully transformed into physical bodies during his stay in the fairy world. One became the white moonlight of the entire cultivation world, a cold and moon-like eldest disciple of the sect; the other became the lord of the demon world, with the ability to command hundreds of demons to walk at night and run rampant.
The most important thing is that although these two soul fragments are from the same sect and are both transformed by Yun Sa's soul, they regard each other as mortal enemies. They fight a small fight every three days and a big fight every five days, turning the whole world upside down and causing no peace.
In the end, even Tiandao couldn't stand it any longer, and directly dragged the two's father, Yun Sa, to the rescue, hinting overtly and covertly that-
Please, sir, please take care of you two little bastards!
Yun Sa: "..."
He rolled up his sleeves, punched a child, and beat the two arrogant sons to death. While beating him, he asked:
"Why fight, why fight?!"
The eldest disciple, who was originally as cold as the moon, sat on the ground with tears in his eyes, while the always arrogant demon species also had red eyes, pointing at each other in unison and saying:
"He killed my father!"
"I want to avenge my father!"
Yun Sa: ".........???"
Little bastards, your father and I are here:)
? Sifu escapes? Mysterious order┽ Ta? Flag? Bad appearance, bad force, four Я pouring Valerian fiercely? Create a stem? The emperor comes to the meeting to Ta? Job swallows hold? Hu? Cave clam is worth Melai Shangmulang? Cata Hut? Mu ? The right Huan gleams with the pine nest and the fur?? The Huan gleams with the mountain bridle? The flag??
However, his two sons were gods in front of people, but they started fighting again because they both wanted to ask Yun Sa to live in their own land for retirement.
Yun Sa: "..."
He looked at his huge merits, which were equal to those of Heaven, and sweatdropped like rain: "I am... Father, is a father more valuable than a son?"
#I became a rich generation by relying on my son#
#eugenics and eugenics start from me#
#stop, stop you guys, don't fight anymore, you can't kill people like this#
1. The same old family + love story, the ratio is 1:1.
2. Both sons were transformed by the spirit of Gong.
3. Favor each other.
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Lian Jiangxue is cold, withdrawn, resolute in the workplace, shrewd and capable, yet unkind but has achieved numerous achievements and projects for the company in eight years.
Originally, he was expected to be promoted, but he did not expect that his dream would be shattered. He would be directly kicked out of the position of vice president by an airborne connection, and his promotion failed.
Lian Jiangxue: Oh, what a bunch of mentally retarded people, I'm done with it :)
Lian Jiangxue filed her resignation application, pushed open the door and walked into the office. A man who looked like him was sitting on an office chair in a suit and munching an apple.
Lian Jiangxue: Damn, I saw a ghost.
The new vice president was so frightened that the apple dropped. The two of them said in unison: "Who are you?!"
The CEO was very curious about him, so Lian Jiangxue was forced to stay and listen to him: "I didn't expect that I'm quite handsome even when I'm cold. Give me a squeeze."
"Do you eat apples?"
"Stop going to work, Kanade, I'll take you fishing."
"The cherries my mom bought are very sweet. Would you like one?"
Lian Jiangxue was annoyed by the nagging and couldn't help but burst out: "Don't you have a job?"
On the contrary, the other party felt aggrieved and retracted his hand calmly: "I can't."
Lian Jiangxue sneered: "What are you afraid of? I'll teach you."
The other party QvQ: I can't learn, why don't you do it for me.
Lian Jiangxue:? ? ?
Under Lian Fuxue's instigation, the two exchanged identities. Lian Jiangxue climbed up the ranks in the workplace and fought monsters, while Lian Fuxue used Lian Jiangxue's identity to follow him happily.
But Lian Jiangxue still underestimated how shameless Lian Fuxue was. Not only did the other party give him a lot of work, he even gave Lian Jiangxue his unmarried fiancée, saying, "It is only natural for subordinates to help their bosses take care of their fiancées."
Lian Jiangxue: ..... I feel like this world is really getting more and more crazy.
Lian Jiangxue couldn't resist the new president's bullying, so she had no choice but to take care of her boss's fiancée. But she didn't expect that after taking care of her, she took care of her boss's fiancée in bed.
Lian Jiangxue: "......"
After regaining consciousness, Lian Jiangxue collapsed immediately. She took her boss's fiancée and wanted to run away. However, she didn't expect to run far before she was caught by her boss who received the news.
I thought I would be met with a storm of curses, but I didn't expect Lian Fuxue to hold Lian Jiangxue's hand and said with tears in her eyes:
"I can live without my fiancée, but my company cannot live without you!"
Lian Jiangxue: "?"
Purpose: To cultivate young people's correct values and outlook on struggle.