"Boy, if a man is still a boy at the age of 30, he will become a magical boy."
"So, why is this young lady looking for me?"
"To turn you into a magical boy."
"Please stop joking."
"Everything I said is true!"
Smile.
"Since you don't believe it, let me show you the power of magic!!!"
"???"
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If given another chance, I would definitely choose to believe her.
This lesson is really painful.
Why do you want me to see such a terrible thing? ! !
Now that I think about it, Osamu Dazai is easier to deal with than him.
"Fei-jia-what are you doing?"
"Ah! I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind."
"Hey! What do you mean?! I'm obviously a natural beauty. Take your hands away!"
"Five Articles Enlightenment!"
"F. O. D. E!"
I repent, I really repent, please let me leave this terrible world. This is completely a combination of Nikolai, Dazai Osamu and Edogawa Ranpo! ! !
Intention: Only after experiencing despair can you realize your own insignificance and helplessness.