
He Drives a Tractor and Kills Across the Stars
他开着拖拉机杀穿星际
by Meow and Meow (喵喵又咪咪)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemePlot-Driven
- POVSwitching
- Age18+
- Interstellar
- Planes
- Power Couple
- Power Fantasy
- Superpowers
- Time Travel
Synopsis
//Although behind the tractor is a super cannon that can shoot through three asteroids. -Interstellar running map|Micro-infrastructure|Darcissus double strength- Xie Yingxing is a technology geek. In order to avoid the hassle of commissions from the Ministry of Technology, I stayed dormant in an ordinary university for a long time. Eat normally, sleep normally, skip classes normally. Until one day, the roommate who returned from self-study found a strange golden light overflowing from the crack of the dormitory door. Roommate:...? [0] Good news: Xie Yingxing has built a teleportation gun. Bad news: Originally, it was only intended to be transmitted from the dormitory to the cafeteria two hundred meters away, but it was suddenly transmitted to the cafeteria of the interstellar era. Bad news: The teleportation gun is operating at super power, and the existing energy cannot support teleporting him back to the original universe. Bad news: The earth is about to explode in six hours, and its inhabitants will be randomly assigned to nearby C-class planets. Bad news: The interstellar era is full of alien species, morals are low, and dead people are commonplace. Bad... Xie Yingxing: Okay, from now on, I will occupy the three words before the colon. No more bad news! ! ! [1] As we all know, the diversity of species in the interstellar era is unprecedentedly high: alien species, bugs, orcs, vampires riding tricycles, pizzas that eat people... Only the people on earth are still primitive. People on Earth are recognized as the weakest race. They rely on oxygen to survive. They only have two arms and two legs, two eyes and one mouth. The most important thing is that they have no special powers. Don't you have any superpowers? Xie Yingxing is skeptical. Since time traveling, he has always dreamed intermittently, and these dreams have been projected into real life without exception. Although these prophetic dreams are not offensive, they can be exchanged for a lot of money. While Xie Yingxing was selling his dream, he used the proceeds from the transaction to improve his high-tech equipment. As for superpowers, if God doesn't give them to me, I can do it with my own hands. The gene needle sucks and pushes, and you can use it to play with whoever you like. In this way, Xie Yingxing suddenly became famous, and even the Interstellar Alliance acquiesced in the rule that "Earthlings must not be bullied". Very good. Although he has to avoid being wanted by the alliance, Xie Yingxing's life is already well-off. He just needs to collect enough energy to go home! Everything went smoothly according to plan, until one day, the marshal of the Interstellar Federation suddenly came to the door. There was no way to escape. Xie Yingxing had thought up a hundred escape plans. He was reflecting on which step he had made a mistake in and exposed his position. Suddenly, he was shocked by the scene in front of him and his head was empty. My heart almost stopped beating, as if it had been pinched by someone... Wait, so why does the orc marshal look exactly like him after he transformed from a fox into a human form? "... It turns out the person in the dream is you." The two said in unison. [2] Cp: Intelligent geek scientist × powerful male fox marshal|Parallel Universe Narcissus The marshal choked out a smile, and said with ridicule: "What do I mean, I turned the Federation upside down and didn't find out who leaked the news. It turns out that the culprit is hiding here." Xie Yingxing did not hesitate to give in, and responded in the same tone: "The Marshal doesn't know something, and there are many things that I haven't revealed. For example, you secretly stir up the politics of the empire and sow discord between the nobles and the rulers..." "Oh, if the higher ups knew about it, they wouldn't want to kill you, right?" Xie Yingxing pretended to be surprised. He put his chin on the tip of the knife and smiled unscrupulously. His eyes were so bright that he said, "Oh, yes, I have sorted out all those dreams and uploaded them to my personal cloud. They will be announced automatically after my death. As soon as I die, your death should not be far away. Keep me company on the road to hell to save you from boredom." "..." The Marshal put away his sword with a shameful face and became Xie Yingxing's thug. Then he discovered that he seemed more like a mascot than a thug. After the battle, Xie Yingxing would always wipe the blood from his hands, ravage the fox's head wantonly, bury his face in the soft fur, and sigh: "Sir, you know me. There are as many people in this universe who love me as there are people who hate me. I have to face many, many difficult troubles every day, but as long as you are by my side, I..." The fox quietly pricked up his ears. "I have one more trouble." …Cut. //In short, two black-hearted tsunderes know that the other person has a crush on them but they just don't say it. //Naughty people need forced love. Reading guide: 1. The protagonist has a low sense of morality, makes a fortune silently, and goes crazy when he speaks loudly. He has a stable and independent core and will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals. Any characters in the article do not represent the author's views! I am a big softie who insists on going to work in the morning even after staying up all night. 2. In the world view, there are mainly Zerg (not humanoid), orcs (some are beast-shaped, humanoid, and half-human and half-beast) and alien species (supernatural, such as elves, demons, etc.). Anyway, let me think about it. As big as your imagination is, your worldview will be as big as it is. Well, that's how crazy and chaotic the universe is supposed to be. 3. The protagonist has a huge golden finger and quickly takes off to dominate, with a little infrastructure plot. This article is just a cool article, mainly because the previous article was too painful to write, so I want to reward myself with a mindless and cool article... But don't worry, I can still explain the basic logic! 4. The essence of this book is a self-pleasure work produced by a fox who felt deeply empty after reading RAM. If you have any questions, please point them out. No quarrels are allowed. If you can, please don't scold me, because I have a glass heart. Above, if you are interested, please save more for irrigation support! Thank you~ Intention: Live hard.



