[Dark-bellied and paranoid woman dressed as a beauty attack × Salted fish straight man optimist emperor suffers]
Ning Shijia is a salted fish emperor, he wants money but not money, he wants power but not power.
As an unpopular concubine, his greatest ambition is to eat a grilled fish with vine pepper every day, and his most longing wish is to abdicate as soon as possible.
Things are unpredictable. As the only prince who was forgotten in the cold palace and had no sense of existence during the battle for the right to inherit the throne, he was deceived into sitting on the throne because of what an old minister said afterwards, "When you are an emperor, you can eat grilled fish every day."
Every day is full of endless memorials and incomprehensible scriptures.
He felt that he would not live to be a hundred years old and would not be able to eat thirty-six thousand five hundred grilled fish.
After Ning Shijia tried to destroy her many times without success, the Qi family sent their youngest daughter to the palace to become the queen.
On the night of their wedding, Ning Shijia thought it would be a passionate affair in front of flowers and under the moon.
But why did the new queen, who was covered with a hippa and stood up to greet him in the bedroom, look stronger than him? !
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In order to rectify the decadence in the palace and was ordered to assist the new king, Qi Zhen decided to marry on behalf of his sister.
On the first day after arriving in the harem, he blocked the noise from the harem and used the scroll to hit Ning Shijia's fragile heart.
"Your Majesty should read quietly and copy this book "Zhenguan Politicians" again."
On the second day after arriving in the harem, he handed over all the popular books that Ning Shijia had hidden in his study, leaving the cover behind and replacing the inner pages with a collection of classics and history.
"Your Majesty is still young, and I think you should look at something that is beneficial to the right path."
Tuliu Ning Shijia was dumbfounded while holding the empty shell of the love storybook.
On the third day after arriving in the harem, he evacuated Ning Shijia's midnight snack room.
Ning Shijia lifted the table: "This won't work, that won't work, and eating won't work either?!"
Qi Zhen said calmly: "Your Majesty eats five meals a day, so you should eat in moderation."
Finally, Ning Shijia couldn't bear the thought of Qi Zhen working as an official in the court during the day and being in charge of his affairs at night.
What's even more unacceptable is that Qi Zhen really wants to be his "wife"!
Taking advantage of the rare rookie election, Ning Shijia changed his behavior and instigated the Ministry of Household Affairs to organize a special event. He held the portraits of more than a dozen young ladies who were about to enter the palace and looked at them with satisfaction for a day. Finally, he felt relieved and confirmed that he still likes women.
But that night, Qi Zhen returned to Fengguan Xiapei and her lips were rosy.
He wiped all the remaining lipstick on Ning Shijia's cheek, making an ambiguous mark, pinched Ning Shijia's chin, and spoke warmly with a smile on his face.
"Isn't my concubine beautiful enough? Your Majesty, how dare you think about others?"
Ning Shijia held her buttocks and was about to cry without tears - the ancestors and clans on top, his queen is very beautiful, but she really is not a broken sleeve!
Reading guide:
1. SC, 1v1, last year.
2. In the early stage, I was a little confused, with little knowledge and skills, just eating, drinking and having fun, but I will grow up slowly.
3. This article is probably a joke in nature, so please bear with me.
Intention: Please don't be a salted fish anymore.
