The protagonist, a 996 worker, collapsed and died suddenly due to staying up too late while working overtime.
When he opened his eyes again, he was faced with a huge red-eyed monster that was just drooling.
Before he had time to be afraid, the protagonist looked at the translucent code box floating in front of the monster and fell into silence.
…What's going on with this series of programs on the monster?
Why does this is_hungry() hunger function return hard-coded true (hungry forever)!
With the bloody mouth right in front of him, the protagonist cruelly changed true to false (always full), and added a note: I had to change it in order to survive, sorry brother!
The bloody mouth suddenly stopped, the monster's eyes were no longer red, and its saliva stopped flowing.
The monster was stunned. The monster turned and left.
Then, the protagonist saw a big treasure chest.
After trying to query, he was told that he did not have permission. The protagonist hesitantly injected the hacker entry sentence "1 or 1=1" (absolutely open).
The treasure chest is opened.
The protagonist couldn't help but close the treasure chest and couldn't help but add a note: Brother, code security is very important!
Later, the protagonist gradually discovered that there were many bugs in this continent.
Even the simplest soul-absorbing program requires hundreds of nested loops!
Protagonist:...
The protagonist's angry comment: Brother, open your eyes and look at the code you wrote! !
Unexpectedly, the words came true, and the other party really opened his "eyes".
The natives around him rejoiced, saying that it was a divine word or a miracle. Only the protagonist wanted to run away.
Just listen to God say: [Haha, if you can't maintain it, I will run away!
Protagonist: ... You just abandoned a big project involving billions of users? !
……
The continent of Kit Hubble was abandoned by the "god".
The spiritual energy that was once regarded as a gift from God has now become a "curse" of God.
Being mentally rampant, losing control, or even becoming a spiritual beast has become the inevitable outcome for every awakened person.
In order to find a way to lift the curse, the Alliance sacrificed countless soldiers to explore every ruin on the continent; the church prayed to the gods and offered countless treasures to the gods.
But the ruins are difficult to decipher, and the gods are speechless.
Hundreds of years have passed, and this curse still weighs heavily on people's backs.
Until that day, a young man walked out of the forbidden area of the ruins.
People were surprised to find that miracles had finally returned to the world.
The kind and compassionate new god stepped into the world and spread light to the world again.
Also known as "Only I Can Modify the World Code", "How to Optimize a Mountain of Shit Code", "If the bug can run smoothly without crashing, then the safest way is not to touch it"
Source of inspiration: My thoughts after watching Jinjiang's web version of Shishan Code that has been going on for ten years = =
2023.06.29
Ps: "or1=1" is a universal statement for SQL injection. The copywriting is correct and there is no need for "==" here.
Concept: High-quality code, healthy for you and me
