Welcome to collect the pre-collection article "Even if the Evil God Comes, You Have to Work", the copy is at the end~
The taxidermist is attacked by the x system [Double A | Unlimited Stream | HE]
The optimistic but irritable Little Sun vs the sinister but straightforward Smiling Tiger
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Xu Bugong, a taxidermist with demon tattoos all over his back and the smell of formalin all year round.
One day, after shooting the first three-pointer while holding a lollipop in his mouth——
He was dragged into the Halloween movie selection system.
"System 0034"
Please select your favorite horror movie and recommend it to other players, and the system will give corresponding rewards.
Note: This system is still in the adaptation period. Additional rewards will be given if you find relevant loopholes. Players are requested to work hard to explore.
The good news is, this place is dark and absurd, but expertly relatable.
The bad news is that this system is in the testing stage, and bugs may crash at any time... Sweeping away lives and turning into corpses.
But, it's here, let's pass it.
*
Later.
When the devil closes his eyes, an angel is born, but it is a pity that the gods are silent.
0034, Who had always been indifferent to life and death, watched Xu Bugong fall in the center of the crematorium.
Fingers suddenly began to click on the gray control keys on the panel, competing with the central control system for permission.
And later.
The alarm in the main control room kept screaming, and then disappeared with a chuckle from 0034.
Black shadows chased behind him, and transparent fragments glowed in Xu Bugong's arms.
Then the devil opened his eyes, raised the angel's incomplete wings, and let the blood condense into fragments.
Then the world is purified and all things are reborn.
"Tang You, I am Xu Bu Gong, from now on..."
"The only king who can rule your life."
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The humble social animal is attacked by the evil goat god
[Click to watch the cute sheep dancing and chasing his wife online~~]
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Zheng Wuya, a hard-working and uncomplaining worker of 996.
Finally, he got promoted and became the general manager without a salary increase. He was about to start the happy life of 007, but he was warned by a goat every night to move away (?
So he got into his car and crossed the viaduct at a fast speed.
But was stopped by a zombie's severed hand——
Zombie: I didn't expect that! It's the end of the world~ Hehe!
Zheng Wuya: Don't touch porcelain, there is a driving recorder in the car!
*
Good news, you don't have to go to work when your company is besieged by zombies!
Bad news, this month's salary hasn't been paid yet.
[Capitalists owe employees wages! There is no justice!
So Zheng Wuya knocked on the boss's door in the middle of the night and asked for n+1 compensation.
Looking at each other in confusion with the boss who has turned into a zombie and keeps scratching at the door——
Zheng Wuya: It's useless for you to scratch the door, even if you turn into a zombie, you have to pay me compensation!
*
Later.
Zheng Wuya was recruited as the wife of the evil forces in the air-raid shelter, and the goat appeared again——
Evil Black Goat delivers justice!
When I finish reading this magic book, I will send you to hell.
Ba Fumie killed almost all the evil forces, and he was covered in blood with his eyes wide and trying to be cute, but Zheng Wuya's focus was very strange——
"I remember you are not an Aries?"
"Oooh you can control your skin color!"
——
Baphomet had a bad feeling.
Zheng Wuya: Can I become a sunshine and rainbow little white sheep? Want to see.
*Law of Attraction*
Zheng Wuya: My sheep and goats can change into seven colors, and they can also make pancakes.
Intention: To ignite the fire in the heart in the darkness, goodwill can melt the glaciers, and the world can have a glimpse of the light of the sky.
Reader comments
The one pinching the eyeballs in front, I thought he was doing it for a human (???)
Oh, you are still a little policeman, you are lucky to be 34
Help, it's so beautiful
Hohohohohohohoho
Hmm... It can't be the high school student from before, right? Who else [question mark]
Xuexue, I miss you. When will TT come back...
Coming from Amway, press the claws
Mi finally updated! ! ! I've been looking forward to it for a long time! ! (Twist)
Is the taxidermist of humans or animals?
I feel that the emotional scenes are delicious, and the police scenes are really exciting (chew chew chew)
First! Come on!
! I finished reading it in one go. It was a bit scary to watch it at night (I grabbed the oil controller who was passing by and shivered)
The one pinching the eyeballs in front, I thought he was doing it for a human (???)
Oh, you are still a little policeman, you are lucky to be 34
Help, it's so beautiful
Hohohohohohohoho
Hmm... It can't be the high school student from before, right? Who else [question mark]
Xuexue, I miss you. When will TT come back...
Coming from Amway, press the claws
Mi finally updated! ! ! I've been looking forward to it for a long time! ! (Twist)
Is the taxidermist of humans or animals?
I feel that the emotional scenes are delicious, and the police scenes are really exciting (chew chew chew)
First! Come on!
! I finished reading it in one go. It was a bit scary to watch it at night (I grabbed the oil controller who was passing by and shivered)