Before the wedding, Su Yuze said to the contract bride Xie Nancheng: "Don't take what I'm going to say seriously."
Xie Nancheng helped him adjust the position of his tie and responded, "I promise you that nothing will count in a while."
After the wedding, he challenged, "Do you know how to fulfill your obligations as a wife?"
She shot back, "You know you smell like three-day-old fermented rice dumplings right now?"
"You really can ruin the atmosphere, but I'm not a gentleman who just sits there."
"Do you think I am pretending to be a chaste martyr when I appear in this room dressed like this?"
He tugged at his collar, took off his suit and threw it on the bed, "I'm going to take a shower."
A strange phone call interrupted this contentious wedding night.
Su Yuze put on his clothes and was about to go out. Xie Nancheng stopped him, "Is this the person you have to see today?"
"The one person I have to see at all times."
Intention: Half a pound of darkness and eight ounces of light are enough to live the rest of your life without dazzling your eyes.