You Don't Want a Boyfriend Who Can Lift up Corpses [Live Broadcast]

Mudan's 22-year-old Yi Qixi was forced to get married by her parents just a year after graduating... Dad: Or go to graduate school. Mom: Or get married and go to graduate school. Mom and Dad: Why don't you find a partner? Don't let us worry about it every day. Yi Qixi: Actually, I have a partner... Do you believe it? Mom and Dad: Believe me! The young man glanced at the man in black hanging around his neck and could only sigh helplessly. Yi Qixi (Sorrow version): It is indeed a ghost... … Yi Qixi, a salty fish boy, neither wants to get married nor take the postgraduate entrance examination. But he didn't dare to tell his family about the dangerous profession of live broadcasting outdoor ghost hunting... In order to prevent his family from continuing to press for marriage, Yi Qixi, who was forced to have no choice but to take advantage of his graduation trip, dug out his good brother to block the knife... "Good buddy! Lend me your skeleton!" ---Late night--- After avoiding the tombkeeper, Yi Qixi went straight to his friend's graveyard with a shovel on his shoulder. "Feng Yu... I'm here to see you." "You should not change what you promised me..." Men always liked to joke with teenagers when they were alive. "Don't worry about it. It's going to cause trouble for thousands of years. Someone else should do it!" "If you die, I will dig your grave..." "Who told you to never pay me back!" "Then I will put all the notes in the grave and you can dig them out." "Then I will not only dig up your profile, but I will also fish out your skeleton and pretend to be my girlfriend!" The young man was afraid that Feng Yu was really capable of cheating, so he always used the thousand dollars to catch men. But five years ago, Feng Yu suddenly stopped replying to his messages. Looking at the mysterious positioning message sent by the other party... Yi Qixi couldn't help but go up the mountain. Outside the grave --- As the shovel gradually penetrated deeper, the young man finally pried open Feng Yu's already somewhat hardened grave soil. Inside the tomb --- Feng Yu's skeletal arms were folded on his chest, and the man's pale finger bones swayed slightly as the coffin rocked... Ever since she brought this pile of dead bones home, Yi Qixi has never been forced to get married by her family. After all, the divorce will have to be done at the bottom... They don't dare to irritate their children! But just two days after the boy was clean, he could always feel "someone" lying in his arms when he was sleeping... Ps: This article was inspired by a conversation between me and a terminally ill friend of mine. I'm just hanging him with a thousand dollars. I don't want him to leave. But things are unpredictable... I couldn't help but write this article. I hope if something happens to him There can also be an afterlife, and you can wear books Shou's character is based on my own The attack is based on what he wrote After hesitating for a long time, I decided to write [It's not misogyny, I just want to write about sex. ] [I told my friend, if you die, you have to be in my book and become gay. ] [So he probably doesn't want to live in Doge now. JPG] [It's just that I may be a bit dangerous... QAQ] [The copy was screenshotted on June 27, 2023] … … … Mission: To create for everyone, poisonous milk for my friends!