01
"Why does the heroine of the ancient puppet have to jump off the tower?"
System: "To torture the male protagonist to death~"
On her wedding day, Liu Ningsang was sitting in the bridal chamber waiting for her husband. Her husband was Ye Peixiu, the most ruthless person in Dayuan. He seemed to be... He was still a little sick!
"Ye Peixiu! If you keep doing this, I'll jump off the tower!"
"Okay." Ye Peixiu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Don't scream when you jump down. If you dare to disturb my peaceful dream, I will drag your bones out and feed them to the dogs."
On their wedding night, Liu Ningsang rushed out of the bridal chamber. There were bright red lanterns in the courtyard, as red as oozing blood.
02
Liu Ningsang traveled through time and became the heroine of an ancient puppet. She held the script of Jumping from the City Tower and conspired with the system day and night to tear up the script. However, the development of the plot became more and more outrageous, especially the man beside her.
Until one day, Ye Peixiu stared at her head and uttered two words through gritted teeth: "System! System!"
System: [He... What is he yelling about?
Ye Peixiu looked down at her and patted her head with his palms. His eyes were full of affection, but his mouth seemed to contain a poisonous scorpion.
"Liu Ningsang, sometimes I really want to dig out your head and pull out the bug inside and whip the corpse."
System: [Uh-huh~]
Liu Ningsang's CPU exploded, "When did you know?"
He caressed the corner of her mouth and said, "From the day my wife gets married, you and I will be husband and wife, and we will be of the same mind."
PS:
Crazy criticizing the regent VS the unlucky time travel girl
There's no logic, it's all outrageous
This is an outrageous HE. Serious people should be cautious.
I owe you~
Advance payment:
1. "Feng Xing Jiu Yue Song"
She was Young Master Chu Feng's favorite maid. When she was eighteen years old, she followed him to the southern border, and she narrowly escaped death with her heart broken.
She never thought that the person who held her in the palm of her hand all these years was actually the murderer of her father!
She was supposed to be the youngest daughter of the Nanfeng family, but fate played a trick on her, and she became a desperado as she carried the king's mandate.
Broken bones, imprisoned, wronged, life taken.
She crawled back to southern Xinjiang with a pair of useless legs, traveling thousands of miles, just to one day conquer the capital with this broken body!
That day, the sun shone on the Jinshan Mountain, and she walked on the snow to meet the golden light, her white clothes dyed red with blood.
She wants the world to remember the name of the Nanfeng family forever, and she wants to prove to the sky who is the real king!
2. "Houtu Plan"
After the apocalypse broke out, the world fell into zombie hell, and the survivors evolved special powers.
And I evolved into a... Sand sculpture!
Immortal, immortal, immortal, speechless, and arrogant.
It wasn't until eighteen years later that the 108th zombie rain descended. The young Jizo stepped over the corpses and walked toward me. He said, "I'm here to kill you."
I was delighted and said, "Okay, I'll kill you."
The young man put down his harsh words and turned around to play in the mud.
"I can't kill you yet."
"... Have you lost your mind?"
3. I wrote all the articles next door.
Intention: To change one's fate against the will of heaven, it is destined
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