I Was Ripped Off by the Taoist Brother

Master has hid Song Sining, the scheming master, for two hundred years. He is still evil and wants to hide him for another hundred years. Fortunately, there is no such thing as a treacherous road. On the half of July, the treacherous door opened wide, and all the treacherous people rejoiced. Song Sining hummed the tune "I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with a sword, and saw the prosperity of the world", and the dog walked out of the treacherous door. Song Sining: "Prosperous world, here comes my king!" Remember the Master's words all the way, and the Taoist master will overcome the evil! Taoist priest overcomes the evil spirits! Taoist priest overcomes the evil spirits! Say important things three times! Taoist priests are not a good thing! Remember, remember! Just after reciting Master's thirteen-character mantra, he turned around and bumped into a handsome young Taoist priest. Song Sining: "Wait a minute, what did the Taoist master do?" "..." If you can't remember it, forget it, don't worry about it, just put it aside for now. What's more, there are three beauties in this world that cannot be lived up to. The first is beauty, the second is fine wine, and the third is delicious food. Song Sining: "But why did Brother Taoist tie a twin bell around my neck, Mr. Cui?" [Twin bells: Wear them to keep you safe, but wear them to keep your soul away. Song Sining gasped. It seemed that he had to cover his vest tightly, otherwise he would be easily killed. From then on, the domineering Master Gui started his life as a counselor walking on thin ice. … Until one day, someone quietly whispered in Song Sining's ear: "Actually, brother Taoist priest, he likes you." Reading tips: It's a bit silly in the early stages, but a little crazy in the later stages. Intention: When we return, we will still be each other's light