Sangzi, an ordinary senior high school graduate, has finally survived the difficult twelve years of compulsory education and is ready to embrace a wonderful college life. Who can tell her why the college major of cultivating immortals is so difficult.
On the day when the results of the college entrance examination were released, at 12 noon, Sang Zi was staring at the screen of his mobile phone attentively and swallowed with difficulty.
[National Education Examination Agency]: Name: Sang Zi Candidate number: 130xxxx122. Total score: 672, ranking: 466
Sang Zi exclaimed and clenched his fists, feeling very excited inside.
She excitedly searched online for majors that interested her.
He drew his sword and looked around at a loss: Welcome all juniors and girls to apply for the sword cultivation major. I am not a compliment. We are swordsmen. We have a sword in our hands, handsome men with elegant demeanor, good looks and good figures. The mermaid line of eight-pack abs makes everyone dazzled and dizzy. Especially if our sword cultivators are dedicated and dedicated, and are a good master in leapfrog challenges, if they come to our sword cultivator major, wouldn't they be able to secure their future spouse! Welcome pretty elementary school girls to apply for our swordsmanship major! /Dog head holding flowers in mouth
1L: Ha! It's just the incompetent rage of Monk Temple! /Disdain
2L: Sisters, listen to me, don't come! Swordsmanship professional retreat! You don't know how miserable I, a pretty beauty, am in this profession. When these sword cultivators fight, they get red eye, and they don't distinguish between humans and animals! Bang your fist hard! Not to mention that most of the sword cultivators are extremely poor, and they have no money in their profession! A senior student I know changed her major in her freshman year and got out of trouble early. I just want to advise everyone, if you come to study this major, be prepared to have no job after graduation. After all, the country now has strict control over knives, not to mention that there are so many people studying swordsmanship. Swordsmanship is now in the streets, and you still have to squeeze out a salary of 5,000! Not worth it!
Sangzi then rowed him away.
A loyal heart reflects history: Everyone envies the rich medical practitioners, but I just want to spit hard, bah! Encourage people to study medicine, and the sky will strike like lightning. Money is nothing more than a gorgeous coat, and it is just a treatment that only senior medical practitioners can get. Junior apprentices like us, little bastards, don't even make a fraction of what other people make. The whole day is spent either reciting or on the way to recite. The Huangdi Nei Jing, Compendium of Materia Medica, and Compilation of Human Acupuncture Points are all just a drizzle. More importantly, it takes ten years to learn! For ten years, I have been taking the college entrance examination, how can I survive!
Sang Zi: Ah, this, this, this...
Sang Zi: How on earth am I, a child from an ordinary, well-to-do family doing well?
Intention: Brother, why not cultivate immortality together!