[Following the document: "The Three-Year-Old God, Visits the Beast Star" has been opened~Please accept it~]
After the sudden death of Mr. Ba, he discovered that he had traveled through time. His parents were just two salty fish living at home.
What's even more disgusting is that at the age of three, I have been living a life of opening my mouth for food and clothing! How does this work?
He wants to fight hard! Have to fight! I want the person who was involved in ICU in my previous life to be my idol!
Snap, an indistinguishable five-fingered fat paw pressed on the TV and poked at the "Baby Boy Group Variety Show" on it.
The cub stared at his parents lying on the sofa: "No Qi!"
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The day of the program recording.
Barrage: Why is there a three-year-old child participating in the show? The program team is too sick!
Barrage: As we know, No. 1 Is the second generation star, No. 2 Is the second generation rich, No. 3 Is the second generation demolition, and No. 4 Is... Cub No. 11, A pure vegetarian family.
Barrage: As a foil to the tool man, it's better to go home.
Until the camera captured the cub's face.
The barrage became completely silent. This is probably the fastest time to get really sweet on the entire Internet.
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As a group dance was being practiced, the cub sneered inwardly. He knew everything about the Latin Tango Waltz!
The two lotus-jointed hands were raised high above the head, swinging to the left... It was a bit difficult. Swing right and say silently: I am the boss and I can do it! Turn over all the small pots... Zzzz
The cub lay face down on the ground with a snot bubble flying out of its nose - it was asleep.
Barrage: Cute!
The second male sang, and the corner of the cub's mouth curled up. He has a pair of subwoofers with extremely powerful penetrating power!
The cub closed his eyes and spoke confidently: "Twirling and twirling, making Xixi..."
Barrage: Hahahahaha! Brother is the C position, his confidence shines!
Sangong performs a drama, and Zai Zai appoints a suit to play the role of the president. This time he plays his true self, and he will definitely win the first place!
——The belly was so bulging that the button on his shirt burst and popped out three meters away.
Barrage: Oh oh oh! The baby's face is dark! Auntie is so scared!
The three-year-old cub is so popular that netizens are worried that other little guests will be dissatisfied with the cub.
The program team opened a live broadcast room - the daily life of Zaizai in the dormitory.
Second generation star: "Go to my house to play. My sister is pretty."
Rich second generation: "My house has a lot of toys!"
Dismantling the second generation: "... C position will be given to you."
Long Xiaotian has a stern look on his face. Bosses are always serious about words. Let him go. He has to learn and he has to fight... The Xianyu family is still waiting for him to save!
The three-year-old cub has become famous all over the Internet, with endorsements and advertisements coming one after another. Zaizai also has to go to various variety shows to record.
The Xianyu couple came to their senses and hesitated to tell the cub that they were actually the prince and princess of a small country, and their family really didn't lack anything...
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The program team was very strange. Every time there was a casting session on stage, there would be a group of people who came from nowhere, speaking a language other than their native language, and frantically outputting gibberish to the program team. Until later, those people seemed to have learned Chinese characters, and the output content was all: Prince, ah, ah, ah, little prince! ! ! !
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Next book: "Little Lord God, Looking for Dad", also known as "The Lord God Comes, But He's Three and a Half Years Old"
Gaia was born in the afterglow of the annihilation of the Lord God. From the beginning of his advent, he was the most favored child of the temple.
The passing of gods and the abandonment of believers left the temple crumbling. As the only one who could sense the power of the gods, Gaia took on the mission of finding believers.
Now, in the mirror, the little Gaia with silver hair and blue eyes, less than three feet tall, was looking at him.
The alcoholic dean: "My poor little Gaia, you are only two years old. What will you do after the orphanage is sold? Hiccup!"
Gaia: "..."
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On the beastman planet, everyone has the opportunity to awaken the second spiritual body. After awakening, the body will transform into a cub. Your noble lords will go berserk at any time due to the instability of beast transformation, so they need to enter the nursery together to usher in their second growth.
The people of the planet will be waiting in front of Star Alliance Satellite TV for the rebirth of heroes.
Little Gaia did not enter the premiere of Star TV's "God's Pet" and stunned the audience.
Interstellar fans:
Humans! ! ! ?
[Has wings, is he an awakener? The adults' servant?
Um... Is this young waiter a little stupid? Can you take good care of your distinguished lord?
Soon after it started broadcasting.
The top interstellar idol Andri, whose second spiritual body is a snow-white lion, is also a severe mysophobia patient.
Barrage: No swearing allowed! Dirty Bao Gaia is right! !
Star Alliance special forces soldier Mike, the dragon general that everyone admires, likes to play with Gaia in his mouth after transforming into a beast.
Barrage: Let go - you will bite Gaia's arm off!
Sebas, the alliance's first maintenance engineer, the calmest giant snake, sleeps coiled on the ceiling every day.
Barrage (sigh): Excuse me, have you made milk for Gaia today?
Duke Louis, Prince Salman...
Barrage: Unqualified! All failed! !
The bugmen and orcs outside the Alliance Star are all wondering: Who is the pet?
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Guests who have participated in variety shows all recalled a dream when being interviewed.
In the dream, the man with long silver hair spread his huge wings to soothe their restless spiritual sea.
The adult version of Gaia has Elvis Sebas in her arms. On his knee is Mike the Lion. Andri shed tears as his snake's tail circled his arm.
The cubs murmured: "God..."
Gaia withdrew his eyes from looking at the sky, his silver eyebrows drooped slightly, and he gently caressed each cub, "Yes, my people..."
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"Surprise Baby" has its final recording session, and Gaia has to choose an adoptive family.
All the orcs who have participated in the show want to adopt Gaia! They even competed with each other on Star Alliance Weibo, showed off their wealth, and bumped into each other offline, just to compete for custody rights.
Star Netizen: Did I go to the wrong set?
Fans: Thank you for the invitation. It has been turned black. No one can take Gaia away!
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——God's believers will eventually spread across the earth again, and God's glory will return to the mainland.
Ps: In times of crisis and in dreams, the cub Gaia will intermittently transform back into an adult as her divine power recovers.
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Advance payment two:
"Professional male supporting actor must achieve his mission"
Shen Yan is a sidekick who travels through various serialized stories. My daily job is to save the plot for the author who has collapsed.
Article 1:
Author: It's sweet enough, it's time to spill some blood and make readers cry!
Comment: "I hope I can post more in the next chapter!"
Shen Yan appears in various corners, corners and tree legs, pushing the weak and weak into the protagonist's arms in various bizarre postures.
System: Successfully changed the plot and achieved the protagonist's post. Ji Pay Bao has received 100,000 yuan, please check it carefully.
Article 2:
Author: Let the protagonist suffer red wine being thrown at the banquet, his clothes torn, and... Hahaha!
Comment: "It's so frustrating! If I don't slap the fake young master in the face tomorrow, I will abandon the article!"
Shen Yan climbed up to the 12th floor of the building and placed a fine suit on the window sill of the protagonist. The next day, the protagonist dressed up and stunned everyone.
System: Successfully changed the plot and achieved the expectations of a slap in the face. Ji Pay Bao has received 200,000 yuan, please check it carefully.
And: the nanny who pretends to be deaf and mute/the male security driver who shakes the car/Ponyboy who gossips about love affairs/the waiter who splashes water... And other characters who may seem like passers-by but are important.
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Shen Chenyan enjoys the pleasure of receiving notifications of the arrival of Ji Pay Bao every day.
Until one day, he was dragged away by the boss who suffered from skin hunger; his tie was pulled apart by the ascetic actor and pressed against the wall; he was glared at by the real and fake young master with red eyes...
Shen Yan: Something seems wrong?
System: "The plot has collapsed!!! The level of collapse is the highest!!! The author has given up treatment!!!"
Shen Yan:......
"The mission failed, and the reader's resentment merged into a new copy: "When the second-hand player becomes a heartthrob." Please cooperate with the reader's expectations and complete the mission."
"The world has merged?" Shen Chenyan asked.
System: "Please cooperate with the host."
"A professional male supporting actor must fulfill his mission." Shen Chenyan took off the glasses that he never changed for thousands of years, lifted his forehead hair with his long knuckles, and revealed his affectionate eyes under the lenses. "Just give me money."
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At the beginning, Ji Pay Bao received 1 million, and Shen Chenyan put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly. Readers are still too young, and they can earn so much just by holding hands.
Chen Chenyan: Happy.
Later:
Reader: Ahhhhh, I can't stand it anymore, give me doi, doi now, finish this and doi that! I want to see Rag Yan! ! ! Prprpr! !
Chen Chenyan: Wait, wait... Rag? Is it the one I thought?
"Author, author, are you still there? I think we can still save it a little bit more."
The system's voice was cold and ruthless: "Professional male supporting actor must achieve his mission."
Chen Chenyan: "..."
Intention: Study hard and make progress every day!
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I'm really looking forward to the new chapter. It's so good. I'd love to read more and write more.
So pretty Mommy! ! !
"Isn't it me, the gopher? Who should I think is fighting?" Catch a bug~
Looks good, hurry up and chase your wife to the crematorium [please] [please]
Grass, there? Why did the Sharkman suddenly get the knife?