The worldly handsome and frail martial arts master Jiang CheⅩ cuts the black bunny Jiang Yi
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Jiang Yi's autobiography:
Jiang Yi: "I don't think anyone in this world is worse off than me. My father framed my mother. After all, this is a matter between him and his wife, but it doesn't involve me. It doesn't matter if I'm locked up in prison for such a long time without seeing the light of day. (Crying)"
"What's so damning is that I have been attracted by my royal brother. I have been alone for a long time and want to find a partner to love me. In fact, it is not impossible if I can be with him for the rest of my life (daily nymphomaniac)"
"Wow, wow, wow, Lao Gong gave me five-color silk. I love it. I love it."
"Ahhh, damn it, Lao Gong gave me away. (In emo)"
Hey, since I can't get sweet love, I'll just settle down and pursue my career (rubbing hands)
"My wife posted it——" My scumbag husband posted this…
"Go away, labor and management, I want to be the emperor!"
Jiang Che's inner os: Why doesn't my wife want me anymore?
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From Jiang Che's inner os:
"My wife smells so good. She deserves to be my wife. I have really good taste."
"My wife has suffered. I will take good care of her in the future."
"My Xi Chang must first be himself before he can compete in the world."
"I ask the gods and Buddhas to bless Xichang, and he will have no illness or disaster in his life, and he will be safe every year——"
"It's late at night. I don't know why, but I miss my Bai Yueguang."
"My wife acted like a monster again, and my concubine was killed by him" (woo woo woo)
"Ah ah ah, what should I do after my wife killed my mother?"
"My wife doesn't want me anymore, I can't live anymore!" (Preparing to hang)
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My love book with Jiang Cheche:
The first time my heart moved was when Jiang Cheche wore five-color silk for me.
"Xichang, I will wear the five-color silk for you. Do you know that when it rains, if you pick off the five-color silk and throw it into the soil, it will turn into an earthworm."
"Ah? So magical?"
"Of course, it happens every year. I watch it turn into a thick earthworm with my solitary eyes. Come on, stretch out your hand——"
"Your wrist is too thin. You have to wrap it around several times. Xi Chang, you have to eat well!"
The climax of my love affair with Jiang Cheche: Tie Shu Yin Hua.
The iron trees and silver flowers fall, and thousands of stars bloom.
"Xichang, you are the star I wish for, I am devoted to you." Jiang Yi couldn't help being stunned when faced with such straightforward words. He was about to say something, but before the words came out, he felt a warmth on his lips. Jiang Yi saw that the heat in his eyes seemed to swallow him up. He closed his eyes and went from light to heavy. They exchanged breaths with each other. Jiang Yi seemed to feel the heat of the silver flowers. He wanted to be immersed in it forever...
My fate with Jiang Cheche is over~
"It was a mistake to meet each other, Jiang Che. I wish you a half-life of prosperity and a long life without borders."
"Xichang——I was wrong, I was wrong, please, come back——" (Jiang Yi's inner os: z scumbag is right)
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This article is about ancient dog-bloody romance:
top1: Chasing Wife Crematorium
top2: Classic stand-in Bai Yueguang
top3: Ichina's counterattack plot
1v1, feel free to enter, above the year
Note: It's sweet at first and cruel at the end, and the whole thing is cruel!
Intention: Refuse to fall in love, who doesn't love real money?
