A sweet advance, please collect it~
Also known as "The story of me and my ex teasing each other on the baby show"
Fake Buddhist type, real fishing type beauty sufferer × fake serious and really paranoid actor attack
[Both of them seem to be coy, but in fact they are trying to manipulate each other.
Zai Zai is the big assistant, he is not his own child, he is his younger brother.
Six months after breaking up with Xiang Xu, Ji Xinzhi shocked the entire internet by announcing that he had a child.
How could such a beautiful woman who doesn't like the fireworks of the world actually try to have children through hidden marriages?
When everyone was wondering whether he was joking, he took the child to the baby hospital openly.
The child has the same facial features as him, the same calmness, and the same milk bottle and cup filled with wolfberry. It is definitely his biological son and has not run away.
Then something even more shocking happened. The best actor Xiang Xu, who had never done variety shows, also brought his younger brother to the Variety Show.
Although they missed each other extremely much, they still pretended to be strangers. Secretly, let the children you brought over act as wingmen.
Wingman Xiang Komachi Fragment 1:
"Wow, my brother hit me again. I don't want to play with my brother anymore." Xiang Komachi hit the right time and ran into Ji Xinzhi's room crying after he took a shower.
Ji Xinzhi picked up the crying Xiang Komachi and said, "If you don't cry, don't cry. I'll blow you where I hit you."
"Xiang Komachi, come out." Xiang Xu walked in openly to pick up the child, and took a look at her ex who had just come out of the bath.
"Wow!" Xiang Xiaomachi screamed in fear, jumped off Ji Xinzhi, ran around Xiang Xu and ran out the door, and the door was locked behind him.
Ji Xinzhi who sees through everything but doesn't say anything: =w=
Wingman Ji Xiaorui clip two:
Just after watching the ghost movie, Ji Xiaorui forced a very scared expression: "Today's ghost movie was so scary. Can my brother sleep with me and dad?"
It was difficult for Xiang Xu to act the same way: "Your father won't allow it, right?"
Ji Xiaorui acted coquettishly with a calm face: "I don't care. It feels safer to sleep with my brother, so I will sleep with him."
Xiang Chu half-heartedly said, "As long as your father is willing, my brother is willing."
Ji Xiaorui pulled the person into the room, and slowly moved from lying between the two to the edge, and finally took the wolfberry bottle out of the room.
Hey, it's so troublesome for young people nowadays to fall in love. If he had been half mature, the breakup wouldn't have lasted so long. Four-year-old Ji Xiaorui looked at the moon, shook his head and sighed.
Composite fragment three:
After three months of psychological warfare, Xiang Chu took the initiative to tear up the mask and imprison the person in her arms.
"What is the relationship between Ji Xiaorui and you?"
Ji Xinzhi looked at the impatient man calmly: "My son, haven't you seen the proof of the relationship?"
The calm actor rarely said harshly: "Fart, if you can give birth to him, it is also my seed. Don't forget that four years ago you were still being fucked by me..."
Ji Xinzhi covered his mouth and his face became panicked: "The radio on your body is not turned off!"
Audience: Eat a big melon!
Intention: When you are in love, you must have a long mouth!
